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Reading Shakespears Julius Caesar, and I hate Flavius and Marullus so much, such little fucking morons, I mean how can you be so god damn fucking stupid that a man tells you he's a cobbler 3 fucking times and your retarded pig ass acts like he's the one being difficult jesus Christ

Wish I could pet your head and give you a cookie

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Young Link and Nabooru (The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time)

I did my favorite lolis, and I plan to do more. For solidarity though with the folks who like shotas getting dicked by futa cocks, this one for you.

It would probably be more apparent in color though, especially with all the motion effects in the way.

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youtube.com/watch?v=12E3yH1l5n
One of my favorite interviews, portrait of a deeply troubled and violent man

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I think of me and all my moots as the justice league 🥺

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I wish I had knocked him down and stomped his balls tbh

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I remember this one skinny little fuck who would literally run on walls and liked naruto and death note, who I thought was my friend, but it turns out he had something wrong with him worse than I did because he tried to blow my eardrums out once, and people would say he would torture animals but I never saw anything like that so I didn't want to believe rumors, but after the trying to deafen me as a prank thing I believed it.

I can't keep making vodka sodas you guys, I'm gonna get fucking diabetes. I have to start drinking it straight or with a different mixer.

Mfw I say the most vile fucking shit I can think of to a person who was just rude to me

I worry if I ever get any money at all I'm going to blow it on muscular women (roided muscular not natty)

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