YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I wish when people cummed, it would make loud farting sounds when the cum came out, for comedic effect

chubby bois chubby bois chubby bois
skinny bois skinny bois skinny bois
muscle bois muscle bois muscle bois
bois

Camera man who has literally never touched a woman in his life will read this and get all sad

I don't wanna be cucked by some camera man

Personally I won't even follow a camgirl/model if she uses a camera man, the stationary camera lets me know she's completely alone (makes it feel more like just me and her, as an experience)

Pop song from alternate universe where the Nazis wond ww2 but eventually reintegrated jews into society, and so the holocaust is joked about as that silly thing that happened once:

Oh if I was a Jew, would you gas me too
Or would you wanna say, are you goin my way (oy vey)
I might have done a subversion, my Ubermensch Daddy, but that's all in the past, and now I am ready
To be your little Jewess, happy in our happy home
You know everyday I'll give you dome (Oy vey)

In fact she has to do everything she can to keep him alive and healthy and happy, or, again, due to her alien biology, it would be bad for her, so she does it begrudgingly but always does it.

AND, AND, once she has sex with someone she can't have sex with someone else because of her alien biology, until the current partner dies (and she's not allowed to kill him)

Wish I would just wake up on a spaceship with a hot muscle woman who has to have sex regularly or she'll die and I'm the only one around 😈

STOP FUCKING WITH ME, ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROFESSION ASSHOLE!
f-for the third time sir.....I am a fucking cobbler god damnit

Reading Shakespears Julius Caesar, and I hate Flavius and Marullus so much, such little fucking morons, I mean how can you be so god damn fucking stupid that a man tells you he's a cobbler 3 fucking times and your retarded pig ass acts like he's the one being difficult jesus Christ

Happy Billdozer Bunday

Wish I could pet your head and give you a cookie