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Hello women, I am accepting unsolicited breast pictures in my DMs. My only requirements are: you're White, you're between 18 and 38 and weigh less than me (350lbs)

Man, if I had been raised by pro gay parents (aka good parents) I would have had the confidence to spend my best years crossdressing like all my trans girlfriends had the confidence to do. Or maybe it's just me, maybe I'm a coward :blobsad:

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the take on this is wrong.
Mastercard and Visa are the ones laying on the pressure because they can.
MC and Visa are just "data transmission" companies while American banks themselves are not allowed to do this - unless the transaction is specifically illegal.
In America, banks are legally required to allow ANY transaction, unless it breaks the law. So if I buy porn by writing a check or giving my routing number and account, it doesn't matter if its considered "offensive" to the lobbyists or the board of directors, the bank has to support the transaction because of the law. But MC and Visa are not bound by this law.
So we need to go after the Japanese government and the American government to make these "data companies" legally required to support any transaction, as long as it's not illegal.

Did my makeup for the first time in years, looked away, let my haird down, mussed it up all fluffyz then looked back in the mirror and felt euphoria, I wish I could feel this way all the time

I'm sorry for my bad attitude you guys 🥺
My stinkin' thinkin' 🥺

Elon you fucking faggot fix the fucking twitter app so I can download pictures of femboys again, I have to press save like 5 times because it gave and error the first 4

What is a child but a state of being? It's not a number. You don't stop being a child at 13, or 18. It's a broad gradient.

If you could get in a de-age-ifyer, so you could mingle with children unnoticed, would you?

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But I'll phrase it less autistically, like, "You fat but not TOO fat"

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I'm the type of person to say "your fatness is not above tolerance levels" like I just said something reassuring if I feel truly comfortable with my partner (and they ask if they are too fat for me to find them attractive)

I matched with someone on a dating app and now I'm like.............because I can't show them the real me....."Hi I'm Jazzy I'm a map and a zoophile and I live in a crappy room with a crooked floor, sorry I don't have any clothes that aren't stained or stretched out or shrunken and wrinkly, sorry my wallet is empty, sorry my house is messy and I spent too much time masturbating and now my back hurts all the time, what's that? You're concerned? Why? Don't be concerned! I'm normal! This is normal! I'm honest! I'm nice! Just give me a chance! I can pick myself up again! I've done it before! Just give me love and watch me go! Feed me your unconditional attention because I am a narcissistic little demon, wait, where are you going? Soothe my fee fees! Wahhh"

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mfw 8 year olds were writing chemistry books (Lovecraft) and 12 year olds were getting HAM radio licensed and also building their radios (Hieronymous) but california can't into math because the stupid kids feel bad.

:blobcatsuit: gentlemen we have made a mistake somewhere
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Hello everyone, as many of you already may know because it was written on twatter, Pixiv decided to change their policy, because Credit Cards are censoring everything. From now on,hentai commissions, fanbbox, doujins at Booth are prohibited, so i have no choice but to delete a lot of my works and stop doing commissions for a while, it forced me to change everything so i may need time to re´structure working flow. Here i used translation machine so you can read the warning artists received...

"Yarrggg" Cumbeard said as he looked through his spyglass,

Cumbeard: "Aye, those be some faggots off the port bow, I can seem em tryin to destroy me content, limey bastards! First mate"

First mate: "Pip pip, orders sir?"

Cumbeard: "Ready the cum cannons! We'll show these salty dogs what hapens to content saboteurs!!"

WWIII? Well, in WWII since all the able bodied chads were off fighting war the only males left were cripples, and washouts. And guess how many of them got pussy thrown at them while chad was away? And guess how many new babies chads came home to? A lot.

If the feminists and the mennanists worked together they could probably defeat those mean ol trannies who just want to live their lives without being harassed

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