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When I was a kid, like 9/10, I LOVED Jingle All the Way. That terrible Schwarzenegger movie. I would put that movie in, and I would enjoy the hell out of it. It was no The Santa Clause (Tim Allen) but man was that climactic battle with Sinbad at the end worth all the terrible, terrible chase scenes that padded the runtime.

Wait a minute...do others perceive me as rude?

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@bitterblossom @TotalChaos @kallisti @Skadi Attention all faggots of this thread: Chudbuds.loli are malding in their safe-spaces due to your contributions and autism.

Your levels have all increased.

Waiting for my fediverse raver anime girl (penis optional)

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If ships came first, tanks are just land ships, and planes are just air ships. And space ships are obviously called what they should be. Is there any other kind of ship we can make? An earth ship that tunnels through the ground?

You know I would love you forever, you know how loyal I am, all you have to do is admit you're ready, and you think you finally are

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The rave is over, we're crashing together, this comes on, the moment couldn't be more perfect, we may have found love

youtu.be/ZwY4YPxTufs

I'm waiting for Russia to put out a counter article saying Biden diarrheaed all over himself.

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I wish I could just go hang out with random kids but that would look hella sus. Why can't it be like the old days where kids and adults regularly interacted? An adult could just start talking to a random ass boy walking down the street and say "Hey boy, boy! Are you looking for a job?" and then they could walk off together and the kid would paint his fence or run papers or some shit, good bye good old days, now every kid will be fucking retarded because they didn't socialize like normal.

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AHAHHAHAAA PUTIN FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
AND THEN
AND
AND THEN
OH MY GOD
HE POOPIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Raceplay 

Nothing hits the spot like a submissive and loyal negress, one who really loves her white massa (he'll never sell her off because he loves her too)

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And then he goes off the fucking wall with the puppet that was just a fish net, and the bottle of yoohoo

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