When I was a kid, like 9/10, I LOVED Jingle All the Way. That terrible Schwarzenegger movie. I would put that movie in, and I would enjoy the hell out of it. It was no The Santa Clause (Tim Allen) but man was that climactic battle with Sinbad at the end worth all the terrible, terrible chase scenes that padded the runtime.
You know I would love you forever, you know how loyal I am, all you have to do is admit you're ready, and you think you finally are
The rave is over, we're crashing together, this comes on, the moment couldn't be more perfect, we may have found love
I'm waiting for Russia to put out a counter article saying Biden diarrheaed all over himself.
I wish I could just go hang out with random kids but that would look hella sus. Why can't it be like the old days where kids and adults regularly interacted? An adult could just start talking to a random ass boy walking down the street and say "Hey boy, boy! Are you looking for a job?" and then they could walk off together and the kid would paint his fence or run papers or some shit, good bye good old days, now every kid will be fucking retarded because they didn't socialize like normal.
And then he goes off the fucking wall with the puppet that was just a fish net, and the bottle of yoohoo
The Trench