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What's there left for me to do........hmmmmmmmm....................................mayberrrrrrrr.........ummmmmmmm......hmmmmmm.....I already tried the ascetic thing, and the hedonist thing, and the work/life balance thing, what's there left for me to do?

youtu.be/4F-CpE73o2M
This song and much of hers always make me feel so intensely uncomfortable and I feel like the only one who has that reaction?

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take number ten: drugs should be free. medicine should be free. more safe drug centers to do them with nurses on hand and needle disposals and privacy rooms are needed. more chemists should be making medicine and distributing it for free.

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Bart x Edna
This isn't part of the commission, I was just inspired to draw them again
#simpsons #shota

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You're staying over at Hideo Akuno's house. His little brother wants to play with you! You accept, under the condition you get to teach him about his young body...
握野さんの弟が俺と一緒に遊びたがっているようだ。彼の小さな体のことを色々教えてあげるという条件で引き受けたが…。

Having The Earth as your mother is really nice because she doesn't care if you're gay, or straight, or some kind of other freak, she just wants you to do good, and feel good, whatever that means for you

I just imagined a person who genuinely wanted to be the fattest man alive, and I can't stop laughing

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Lbf who makes you a sandwich but he doesn't understand how sandwiches work so he just put a hotdog through a bagel on a plate

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Mulder confuses mutants for his sister. Smoking Man smiles enigmatically from the shadows.

Vent fantasy 

I ripped the chuds teeth out with pliars
"GACK, GLUG, GACKG" the chud choked out past the jaw spreaders
"What was that? Were you saying I liked sex too much again? You were saying I would face the wall?" I stabbed a needle into the roof of the chuds mouth and he screamed
"That's what I thought. So let me get this straight, you were going to kill me because I don't dress the same way you do, or walk the same way you do, or think the same way you do, or talk the same way you do?" I bent the needle back and fourth, wiggling it, the Chud let out another agonized scream out of his greasy unkempt self.
"Just checking! Ok since you want to be a dick, I'll tell you what, I'll torture you only until you tell me where your friends are, and no more, ok? That seem reasonable?"
The chud moaned, looking for reasonability.
"Good! See, I can be fair! I'm really very nice, you should get to know me, maybe after all this, maybe we could be friends!"
The birds chirp in the trees outside, and even farther still people are busy living their lives, completely unaware of the Chud-Wars going on beneath their feet.

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