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Crimson chrysanthemums
Cry me a river
Quitter, heavy hitter
Big man, big plan
Dodge within the system
Cold gold electric feel
Before it's too late
Feel it for real

(because that's where my projector is pointing, I'm watching old drunks talk about western cinema)

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I'm so depressed I can't even get a boner. I'm just laying flat on my back staring at the ceiling.

Can you imagine the horror and disgust the people talking shit must have felt when they saw a hillbilly sit down at a piano and start banging away at the keys freeform

The first scientist to figure out how to hack the brain for on/off orgasm sensations will be a very heroic person.

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I wish I could cum, but longer. 3 second long orgasm??? FUCK YOU, GIVE ME AN HOUR LONG ORGASM!

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Currently stuck posting and and all owl house stuff on every other site BUT twitter

#amity #anal #rope #groupsex

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My skin is gaining a translucent quality, you can see my blue/green veins, and I'm kind of tan so you know I must be staying inside extra hard.(haven't gone nini mind is racing :peepoCry:

Everyone was a child at one point, and while a child they touched their nono parts many times :thinkergun_sunglasses:

everybody molested themselves :blobthinksmart:

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