YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I have espionage mentality, never show your hand, never be way too fucking loud, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck (or a decoy)

mfw i see civil war trending (but am a psychopathic narcissist addicted to adrenaline)

Isn't it weird how "trader" and "traitor" sound the same? Why do they sound the same? Who thought it was a good idea?

I wish I had knowledge of my ancestors. I have no photos of my great grandparents and I don't know much about them.

White boy: Hey BISH
Jessica: Um hello, human resources?

Tyrone: Hey BISH
Jessica: Aww how sweet!

Paint yourself black, be a gorilla, watch the pussy pour in

Never forget that the only reason shaved faces are in fashion is because in World War I men needed to have clean shaven faces so their gas masks would seal against their skin and they wouldn't die, and also being a soldier was very good and being not a soldier meant you were a coward and so having the fashion of a soldier was in fashion and to this day we in the west shave our faces.

"Sir? Are you sure everything is ok? You haven't tortured the prisoners AT ALL today..."

"*Sigh*...I'm too lazy for torture right now, what's even the point?"

"Well...their suffering, your highness..."

"Ugh suffering suffering suffering...I'm sick of always working! I want...no I NEED a break, I need a vacation!"

*respect in turn