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trans babysitter who's 45 years old and does whatever you want hnnnngggggg 🥵

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Mmm yea hot trans mommy with duck nails and a beer gut, seriously this is hot

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So done with life rn, going to fap to non passing trannies and drag queens because that's my thing

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Howdy, just an annoucement to anyone who wants to commission me to not message me in baraag.

Pls use pixiv, twitter, or the matrix protocol. Hell, even pomf messaging system is better than this.

holy shit I just realized Mexican music sounds just like German polka

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(おじさんのドッジボールきもちいい…)

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I used to love Doctor Who, but now I just can't stand it. It's hard to even rewatch it at this point knowing where it has gone and how downhill it has gone.

Me when she's black but has an American accent: :CirnoForReals:

Me when she's black and has a british accent: :yesdaddy:

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I am an imperfect feminist. Sometimes I have feelings for shitty men. Sometimes, I see a cute, domesticated couple & get a tad bit jealous. Sometimes I wanna participate in performative femininity.
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A silly little mini comic of r63 Kevin from Home Alone :blobamused:

I hope y'all have a merry Christmas 🎄

subscribestar.adult/pears

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Merry Antichristmas enjoy your extra rations of processed bug oil and complementary Christmas music piped to your pod’s sound system (cannot be disabled)

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I still can't believe millions of people watched a man drink horse cum at the theater

Closest we got was afro samurai, who was a samurai, not a knight

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Huh...you know, the black knight (man of african descent who is a knight) is an untapped genre (besides when it was done for comedy/absurdity). Not a black guy who sticks it to the man, or who references his blackness, or who winks at the camera, just a guy, raised as a squire, to be a knight errant of many realms, recognized and respected, nothing setting him apart as special or different, no uniqueness at all, just a normal guy, who happens to look different. He's got to be an orphan though, he has to have been raised by the other, or he'll be an outsider.

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