YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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Joined Nov 2021
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I need some blacks to teach me "our peoples" ways, since my black ass daddy ran off and never raised my mullato ass
I had these chicken thighs still when I started getting uncomfortable with meat again, and I didn't want to waste them (the only thing worse than participating in a system of animal mistreatment is letting them go to waste once they're dead) so I made some super good ass mf'n soyp
Me, eating chicken soup: This isn't chicken soup, this is a chicken ORGASM (because the soup is so good tasting I feel like I'm cumming when I eat it)
Peta: HOW DARE YOU SEXUALIZE THE DEATH OF AN ANIMAL
Me: Calm down the soup tastes good
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You will never be a real dog. You have no tail, you have no muzzle, you have no paws. You are a human male twisted by incel ideology and an inferiority complex into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “headpats” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow “dog-friends” mockingly woof at your humanoid appearance behind closed doors in their kennels.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of living with domesticated dogs have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transdogs who “pass” look unnatural and out-of-proportion to a women. Your hands and fingers are dead giveaways. And even if you manage to get a drunk women home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glance of your flat, snout-less face.
You will never be happy. You fake a bark every single morning and tell yourself you are a good boy, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your human name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a human.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
All the “headpats” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow “dog-friends” mockingly woof at your humanoid appearance behind closed doors in their kennels.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of living with domesticated dogs have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transdogs who “pass” look unnatural and out-of-proportion to a women. Your hands and fingers are dead giveaways. And even if you manage to get a drunk women home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glance of your flat, snout-less face.
You will never be happy. You fake a bark every single morning and tell yourself you are a good boy, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your human name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a human.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
"I'll be Bach" -Johann Sebastian Bach, in a police station
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Instagram keeps doin me right, suggesting qts who are my niche and only get 30ish likes, it's like Instagram is trying to play algorithmic matchmaker
the concept of someone pissing all over somebody while they were asleep and then convincing them that it was them who pissed themselves is hilarious to me
a horror movie where a person who is 90% immobilized has to fend off a hungry cat in their home while everyone else is away for the weekend (it's like pickle rick)
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https://youtu.be/VzkVxkiOqGA
THIS however IS a crimbus related video
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
https://youtu.be/-T7a_bUJJ9M
This could have been 5-10 minutes long. I'm not watching all this shit. Cool subject though didn't know they wanted to make a game.
https://youtu.be/wrk_cEmNnPc
not really crimbys related but it was on my head
I learned how to swear from my grandfather, I took his method and built upon it.
obviously I'm not saying Coca-Cola is great for your body or something mostly due to the amount of sugar but to pretend that it's some kind of drain cleaner conspiracy to get people to drink poison is retarded
My ex was so fucking retarded his dipshit ass shared a meme with me once about Coca-Cola washing blood off the road and he was like "oh my God that's what people put in their body 👁️👄👁️" in his gay faggy twink bottom voice and I was just like he can't be this fucking stupid can he, but he was... lemon juice is used to clean stuff too does that mean it's bad for your body you fucking retard?
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