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If I had no filter I'd be walking up to mf's saying "I want to suck your wifes buttcheeks." in the most respectful tone

Need zoomer buttslave and a gen x buttslave (for playing patty cake with)

I wish I could touch their skin softly, and caress them gently, and snuggle our bodies together, and feel their heartbeat, and their warmth :meguminBlush:

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"Awww ye, doe-s superiuh yt genetics, mah chillin gonna b abul 2 read!"

"Yes Tyrone, your children will be able to read, now be quiet I need to focus"

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I have this fantasy of getting with a black cuck couple who want me to larp as a white cop while I impregnate the wife :thinkergun_sunglasses:

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When we come upon someone we don't understand, the best of us makes an effort to learn, at times this effort is punished instead of rewarded, don't give up

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I'm feeling better than I was last week, more hopeful

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@brineskin Rick and Morty standing awkwardly in the garage, yet are somehow also relaxed and comfy, and rick has a reverse bunnysuit on, and so does morty, maybe they're different colors, maybe Ricks is dark and Mortys is light, anyway

Rick: -that's because your butthole is loose, bitch
Morty: Would you stop joking around, that's not why it won't stay in
Rick: Here let me see it *rick takes and scans Mortys buttplug*
Yea, see, this is way too small for you bud, after those megaseeds did you really think it'd be like threading the eye of a needle still?
Morty: *Stares angrily at rick*
Rick: I meeean, haha! Hey! What a butthole! What a great, butthole this kid, my grandson, has!
Morty: *rolls eyes* would you just help me already
Rick: Ok ok fine, alright I've infused nanomachines into your buttplug, now it won't fall out unless it detects the signal from your brain that tells it to.
Morty: *smiling* Aw really? Thanks grandpa rick!
Rick: Ah ah ah, it's Sissy Rick when we're in Sissy Space, bud :)
Morty: Haha oh yea *morty said excitedly*, let's, well let's go do that camshow, eh, SISSY Rick?

The two kiss and make out hard in their sissy fag wigs and outfits before they even make it to the cam. So they have to spend time getting ready again for the shoot :bloblaugh:

I want to cum in skinny sissy boy ass, skinny sissy man ass, skinny sissy who is like 40 years old, sissy sissy sissy fag, who wears a faggot wig and dresses like a cute little slut for me to suck n fuck
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

TFW NO BIG MUSCULAR GRANDMA TO DOMINATE YOU SEXUALLY
:alexjonescrying:

Psychic strength comes and goes, but diamonds are forever

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