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Kicking an Amazon employee in the head to death, because they refused to do their jobs right and keep sending out broken shit

You know what pisses me off, makes me sick? Why didn't Steven Universe fuck the gems? It FITS NARRATIVELY! The Gems are ALIENS they don't have human hangups, they LOVE Steven, they would OF COURSE DO WHATEVER THEY COULD to give his human body PLEASURE! JOY! AND they love Rose Quartz, who is literally Steven. The Gems AND Steven should be FUCKING in that show! Garnet should be neckin Stevens little Steven non stop, Amethyst would be eating Stevens butthole, Pearl would be religated to ball duty. Once Peridot and Lapis show up, they're a little abusive towards Steven at first, saying "Get away, I'm not having sex with you", but after seeing the Gems and Steven bond socially in ways that were forbidden in normal human society, they both knew their dyke lesbian pussies couldn't be held back anymore, they needed that Stevencock. Soon Steven Universe began walking all his bitches through town,on leashes, naked. The people were shocked, and some even tried to stop Steven and the Gems from expressing themselves, but Steven only laughed, and kindly said, "I have the power of a god!" and the people relented out of fear. Steven and the Gems started having sex in the middle of beach city.

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I love how it's "abnormal" to pull your dick out in non dick out designated areas.

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Don't put warhead candies up your butthole or they'll burn your rectum

I imagine if I got stabbed critically the only thing going through my head while I felt my blood pooling inside and outside of me would be "Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no no no no, oh no no no no no, ohhhhb no no no no" and then I might try bargaining.

I wish I had a dad who told me I was ok, instead he told me I was worthless.

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Harper and Sarah SHORT LOOP

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Holy shit, Elon Musk was in the Simpsons before he got famous!?
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Horse (centaurworld) 

Friends? Neigh. Girlfriends.

Horse can talk now, and that means she can gush about how much sex she had with Rider.

Comic based on this fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/4458

I'm not getting the high highs but also not getting the low lows. I feel very level. Like a machine.

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I'm not having racing thoughts anymore, I'm not staring off into space and shaking because I "hear the voice of god" anymore, or it still feeling like traumatizing moments that passed long ago are still presently occuring and unresolved, also it doesn't feel like people can read my thoughts anymore

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I can stop taking my meds any time I want instead of having them forced down my throat like when I was a child, which means that it's now actually therapeutic instead of traumatizing

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