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In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

Me to my cat: *pet pet* awww you got small brain, smoof, smoof tiny brain awwww

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Copyright Data, But do it Right

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Copyright law is a triple-edged sword. Historically, it has been used to make sure that authors and rock musicians get their due, but it’s also been extended to the breaking …read more

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fedi marriage (this will be the THIRD time i have seen it happen)
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also "normie" queer folk dont even want to be associated with maps even though the bigots absolutely are associating us. they will and are doing it to transage people too. theres no magical button to throw maps under the bus and get the bigots to go ah yes perfectly respecatble identity not at all related to pedophiles

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I wish more people had the guts for horror fiction. Normie scum would gang up on me and say I was sick when I was little for liking based horror. I'm not sick you're just faggots with empty heads.

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Ugh imagine being a woman with a muscular body who has sex with fat old men for lots of money. Disgusting.

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Pipe Organ of The Antis: A number of antis hooked up to a special pipe organ, the keys are attached to special pain causing instruments, when the antis feel pain they can't help but scream. Every year the whole country gathers round The Pipe Organ of The Antis to celebrate. The antis of course have to be swapped out quite often when they die or go catatonic, but it's not about practicality, it's about tradition.

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Scully tries to save Mulder from the syndicate. Doggett discharges his weapon at the British Syndicate man.

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@matrix funding real wars wasn't enough, so they decided to fund flamewars too? Kinda based ngl

Fantasy 

On a happy day, in a happy town, we find a happy family, not unlike any of the other famies on the block, or in the country, now that The People have rebelled and taken back their sovereignty. A mother who could be the spitting image of Martha Stewart calls out the window, "Boys! Dinners ready!"

"Oh boy, dinner! Let's go!" the oldest boy said as he rushed inside with his brothers. "Honey! Dinner!" the Mom shouted up the stairs to her husband, who answered with a cheerful "Ok!" and an immediate sound of food steps as he happily came down the stairs. "Ohhhh do I smell what I think I smell?" said the father in a friendly excited tone, "Sure is, dear!" Said the mom. "Yeeeaaaaa!!!!" said the boys. "Calm down now dears, if you want to get your favorite!" said their mother. The boys quickly giggled and hushed down. The mother uncovered the cooked meat that had been resting on the counter, it was a large piece, about the size of a big pumpkin. "Roast anti!!!" the boys shouted while grinning, ever since The People of The Liberation arose all Freedom Violators have been penned up in cattle grounds to be used as meat, their stupid fat soyjack faces soygaping the whole time and yelling about "pedophiles". "Mmmm mmm, looks delicious babe!" said the father. "Ok kids let's say our prayers before we eat, mind if I leas tonight?" "Of course dad! I like when you pray!" said be youngest brother. So the father lowered his head, and folded his hands, and said, "We thank you, Satan, for all that you have given us in our unending and tireless battle against the forces of evil. When we were low, you rose us up, when we were afraid you gave us courage, thankyou Satan for all you have done for us, and for protecting this family from wickedness. Amen." "AMEN!" said the boys loudly will broad, joyful smiles. The family ate well that night, and at the end of the meal they took the antis fat bearded face which had been resting on the counter, and gave it to the dog as a treat.

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