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Scully matches wits with a mysterious police captain. Mulder urgently seeks porn.

Every day I eat my poop
Just kidding
I would never eat my poop
Unless I was like starving in Auschwitz or something because apparently that makes you so hungry you'd eat grass and rocks and shit
So then I'd probably eat my own poop, I'd probably have to fight other people off who wanted to eat my poop before I could.

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Do not judge me for fapping to Phil from Disney's Hercules

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They just assume they can land on anything, they have no concept of the difference between metal and wood, they naturally would assume everything is safe to land on. Also fuck wind turbines. Killing bats and birds. Not fair, disgusting.

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It should be law that all metal fences in cold areas have to have something on them to stop heat transfer so when the little birdies land on it their feets don't get stuck, there is nothing in nature that transfers heat like that so the birds are defenseless instinctually, it's not good.

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🔞🎒[ラフ]うちの従姉妹、リサちゃんに誘惑されてぇ絵描きました。ハロウィン?知らねー、種付で忙しいんだこっちは😋 #ロリ

I love beautiful architecture but I don't know much about it technically, I don't know the definitions of terms used, like I have an idea about what victorian means, and brutalist, and deco, but if I was asked what makes these things what they are I would be very vague in my description

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i wish the anti-contact crowd understood that their end goal can only be achieving the same lukewarm wariness that celibate gay Christians found in the church.

the reason gay people are celebrated everywhere now is because they successfully changed public opinion on their sexual relationships. for years beforehand gays in the church tried to do what anti-contact/non-offending maps are doing now: we're all human, fantasy is not reality, desires are neutral, etc. and it never got them anywhere. being a celibate gay in the church is not a free, successful, healthy life. the only gays who are happy in the church are the ones who can get married and have sex.

it's only when we stop saying that sex with kids is harmful that we'll ever get anywhere.

I found my old competition medals from when I was exceptional, kind of makes me realize how far I've fallen

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But that's just a theory, and the word did not exist until the 1900s

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