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Whoever my arch enemy is, out there, whoever thinks they hate me so much, to you I say this, hi :3

Ok everyone, combat training day!

Loosen up first with some skips, hops, bounces, 20 min warmup

Now do some movement drills with bands

Speed drills

Strength and endurance drills

And you're done! Remember fellow degens, to stand proud you must first stand strong, Libertas et Potestas

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Just saw that a femboy who was cute and middle eastern killed themselves because his retarded ass mudslime family gaslight and manipulated him to the point of him being forced to go back there and go through conversion therapy. Made me angry because there's no femboy sheltering service, where desperate femboys are matched with caretakers, (it's not a sex thing), and the caretakers have to give interviews and have home inspections to get on the waiting list but once they are a femboy in need could be matched with them and get a safe place to live.

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I wish I could give shelter to a suicidal femboy (18+) with no way out from their abusive family

youtu.be/P3NBlnVhJsk
Would you have what it takes to keep fighting even when your body is crippled? One of the best animes about samurai there ever was, more intelligent than most.

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🔞🎒[再投稿]うちの姪っ子ちゃんにペロペロ♡してもらう絵。
背景足したり、差分描き直したりしました↓
🔞(茶倉ん。))の投稿|ファンティア[Fantia] fantia.jp/posts/1808640 #ロリ

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Peach looks like she's giving a double handjob here, subliminal messaging? Sex sells.

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Scully tries to save Mulder from late-stage-cancer Smoking Man. Mulder desperately pursues alien ghosts.

Step 1: Convert all conservatives to lolicons
Step 2: Convert all lolicons to maps
Step 3: ????
Step 4: PROFIT!!?!!

In an alternate universe I stab and eat your legs (because they're so beautiful) but that's not this universe don't worry

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I caress your thighs, you are totally relaxed, you've had a hard day, but now you rest, and it feels so good to rest, every breath out is a release, and every breath in is a renewal. I focus on every part of your legs, slowly and methodically, I use the perfect amount of pressure for you. This is what you come home to every day, because you have Jazzy© The Perfect Ocean Husband©™

I want to list the people I have a fedi crush on but I don't want to embarrass anybody :peepoBlushy:

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