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Power is back on after the storm, furnace is dead though, good thing the coldest weather is over for the year

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:nsfw:今日ホワイトデーらしいのでバレンタイン用の男の娘載せときます。みなさんの:choco_monaka_jumbo:ください

Ok cat update, she's in high spirits, acting normally, limp is less pronounced. Vet cancelled because of snow, she's still going in asap though.

My furnace stopped working but power's still on from generator, it's not very cold so boiling water and heated blanket is enough for now, relaxing watching downloaded Seinfeld episodes :ablobcool:

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I'm sorry for all my angy posts mocking entire body types and genders and stuff Y-Y

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I'm finally watching OPM season 2 because I as t first hated it because the animation quality drop but I don't care so much anymore, it still isn't as good but I can enjoy the show now

You are VALID and your STANDARD OF BEAUTY is too! You and your partner(s) of choice deserve to he happy and accepted!!!

"He's fucking me, he's fucking me! I belong to him now!" - What good girls think during sex

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Mulder is impersonated by cursed sasquatches. Smoking Man infects Skinner with satan pox.

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You see honey there's this place, I go to on the internet sometimes.
<What kind of place?
A place I go to talk about my thoughts
<What kind of thoughts
Oh boy, ok so you know how sometimes you have intrusive thoughts? Like you look at a scab and wonder what would taste like and you gag and almost throw up?
<Yea, ew
Ok well uh, sometimes I look at Dora the Explorer and I wonder what SHE would taste like, and uh
<You're a PEDOPHILE?
Well, honey, honey, dear, I, look these are THOUGHTS and
<GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER YOU'RE SICK! YOU SICK FUCK! DORA THE EXPLORER IS A LITERAL CHILD!!!! *pots and pans fly*

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How will I break my fediverse usage to my future wife...or is that something I should never talk about?

I FEEL like I've dated more girls but I really didn't, I only ever dated one, and I wanted to marry her but she was stupid and made bad decisions T-T

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