The concept of buttholes that have been douched clean and deep, until they're as clean as a mouth, and then being filled with whipped cream, and then being shat into another persons mouth (maybe mine) who loves eating the whipped cream even though it comes out of a butthole, is very intriguing for me
THE WORD of THE LORD is INCOMPREHENSIBLE, ONLY HE knows the TRUE MEANINGS of the HOLY SCRIPTURE
Yes! My new hardware came! I'm going to use this T60 I got as a learning computer, something I can train myself with without worrying about breaking my only one. I want to learn how to put linux on it, but step one will be removing and cleaning the keyboard. I'll do a test removal first on my broken T60 to learn my way around, and then I'll clean the new one after that.
I love Deuteronomy 13 because it basically tells all the Jews "Hey, fuckfaces, when some guy in some robes makes some shit happen and he says to do things a new way, he's lying" and "oh by the way, kill him, and his whole town, and burn the town, don't even touch their unopened sodas or chips, just fuck the whole place"
I would think "WHAT DID I DO? TO DESERVE HAVING ADULT COCKS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME?", adult cocks would be my livelyhood, they would be my lifeblood, I would take so many loads, even poz loads, in my child ass. I would be stretched and prepped well in advance to take a pounding. No adults would feel unsatisfied with my asshole, I would be able to engage properly with adults because I would be such a mature boy for my age, most other kids wouldn't be able to take such a pounding but I could, because I loved it...*sigh*, I will never be a kid taking adult cocks.
listening to this while fapping
https://youtu.be/UYAVkuNk8pU
@creamqueen Sure, here's a script where male characters from the Hannah Barbera universe have a "goon off":
EXT. HANNAH BARBERA STUDIO
Different male cartoon characters from the Hannah Barbera universe have joined a "goon off" tournament.
Peter Potamus, Top Cat, Jabberjaw, Hong Kong Phooey, Quick Draw McGraw, and Yogi Bear are standing in front of a big stage.
Announcer: Welcome to the ultimate goon off tournament! Who will be crowned the goon king?
Peter Potamus: It's gotta be me, baby!
Top Cat: (smirking) That's what you think, Potamus.
Jabberjaw: This is going to be Jawesome!
Hong Kong Phooey: Hi-yaaa!
Quick Draw McGraw: All right, partners, let's get this started.
Yogi Bear: Yeah, I'm feeling it, Boo-Boo.
The contestants take their positions on the stage, ready to begin.
Announcer: And the first challenge is...the pie-eating contest!
All six characters begin stuffing their faces with pies, leaving them covered in whipped cream and colorful fillings.
Announcer: Whoa, this is too close to call! We need a tie-breaker.
For the tie-breaker, they move to the next challenge, the obstacle course.
Quick Draw McGraw: (determined) Y'all better watch out, I'm a lawman, and I'm used to chasing crooks through all kinds of crazy terrain.
Top Cat: Pffft. I've been jumping over dumpsters and fire escapes for years, son.
Peter Potamus: (enthusiastic) Hang on to your hats, everyone! Here comes the handsome hippo!
The contestants race through a course of barrels, hoops, and pillars, trying to be the first to cross the finish line.
In the end, it's a photo finish, but Jabberjaw manages to win the title of Goon King.
Jabberjaw: (surprised) I'm the winner? This is Jaw-some!
The crowd cheers and claps as Jabberjaw receives his trophy.
Announcer: Congratulations, Jabberjaw! You are truly the king of the goons!
All the characters congratulate Jabberjaw, with some definitely plotting for the next tournament, which they know would start soon.
FADE TO BLACK.
The Trench