I stress so much about whether other people understand my "message" or not, and that's fucked up, I should relax
not to say that only obvious things are funny, actually people often say that obvious jokes are the worst kind, but I don't know if I agree, I think sometimes the most obvious joke is the best one for the job
https://youtu.be/O7oD_oX-Gio
I just made the sexual undertones of the commercial more explicit, which means overt, or obvious, and thus, funny
Literally what happened to me as a child. I mean the teacher didn't say "turd in the punchbowl" and it wasn't a class about sex addiction, but it was a standard brainwashing school, and I was reprimanded repeatedly for opposing systematic oppression and lies
I wish the world didn't work this way
https://youtu.be/Tf4kPIn3upk
I love the tone of old trek now, didn't used to, I love the attitude of excitement the music invokes, as opposed to an attitude of terror. Go ahead listen to the musical score of modern trek during an attack scene, pure terror, no excitement, only fear and rage.
Imagine if Kahn had joined with Kirk, we get some people who have the same gene modifications in later series who work in starfleet but their abilities aren't impressive looking because by then we're used to having shapeshifters and super androids and shit
I've said before, publicly, that ADULTS SHOULD NOT FUCK CHILDREN. If you want to know why I think that, it's complicated, and if my reasons being complicated are taken as advocacy for lawbreaking then I don't know what to do to help you, because you are stupid.
I have not been asked to do this, it was my own idea. I'm going to say the same thing I said in private, publicly (minor edits for clarity):
For the record, again, adult(s), straight or gay, trans or whatever the fuck, should not be fucking kids, because it will burden the kids unnecessarily with a status that is very detrimental in this society. Obviously. Cut and dry. I don't think people should break the damn laws. I think laws should be changed, with time, and attitudes, by lawful and voluntary means.
The Trench