Show newer

Now I'm watching Harriet, back to the slave days again, it's like the black people expanded universe, I'm digging it

JazzFLASH boosted

Just finished the color purple.
Touching movie. Made me less racist even on top of Roots, so, super less racist now. I liked how it portrayed blacks less idealistically, the main male character was a piece of shit, still not many positive white characters unfortunately. But let's talk about that score, I couldn't help but be reminded of Jurassic Park at parts, of course it's Spielberg so that's the sound he wants to inspire awe, but I kept seeing connections between this and Jurassic park and it makes me think, does Spielberg see black people and the dinosaurs from Jurassic park as similar? Both are brought into a new world by white men, both are held in cages and disrespected, both are treated like commodities, both have their sexual freedom controlled, and both later reject that control, both break free, and the world has to learn to live with a new status quo in both

I think Spielberg thinks of blacks like this otherworldly exotic thing like dinosaurs

JazzFLASH boosted

I MEAN IT! I'M GOING TO STOP CARING ABOUT PUSSY AT ALL! I'M GOING TO FOCUS ON CIRCUIT BOARDS! NO MATTER HOW DESPERATELY PUSSY TRIES TO GET ATTENTION FROM ME I WILL NOT GIVE IT, I WILL STARVE THE BEAST OF ITS NOURISHMENT, WHICH IS ATTENTION. BE ALONE BEAST! BE ALONE AND SUFFER YOUR WRETCHEDNESS! I WILL SOLDER CIRCUIT BOARDS WHILE YOU CRY!

JazzFLASH boosted

I was talking to my wife yesterday and she said something super based, I thought i’d share it.

I was basically talking about how I found it frustrating and difficult to find artists who are willing to draw shota for commission.

She replies with something similar to this.

:fire2: “Unfortunately, people are burdened by this annoying thing they like to call “ethics and morals” which makes them physically incapable of drawing a character to be slightly shorter.”:fire2:

JazzFLASH boosted
JazzFLASH boosted

Poem 

Slimy
Salamanders
Slinking
Slowly,
Sneakily
Striking
Staggering
Stunts,
Supreme,
Surely,
Such
Salamanders
Seem
So
Sovereign,
Statuesque
Stars
Sitting,
Simply
Stunning

JazzFLASH boosted

I have to learn programming, engineering, circuitry/electric

Show thread

Giving up on pussy and focusing on robotics actually

OH DIOS MIO, YOUR BEAUTIFUL MEXICAN ASS, I WISH TO IMMIGRATE TO MEXICO BECAUSE I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE NOT ONLY WITH YOU MY DEAR, BUT WITH YOUR COUNTRY

Show thread

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Show thread

*sniffsniffsniff sniffsniff sniff*
*sniff sniff sniffsniffsniff sniff sniff*
*SNIFFFFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFFFFFFF*
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mexican pussy? :shinobuwow:

I finally get The Aristocrats joke, ok it's funny because comedy is supposed to be outrageous things, and what's more outrageous than a family guro orgy? And their name? The Aristocrats? They're anything but! Ha!

i know you put in a lot of work but you look hotter when you have no makeup and kind of messy hair, so maybe put in a lot of work to look like that, that way your work gets appreciated but you still look hot and approachable not tryhard and crazy

Watching Princess Mononoke for the first time, I never watched it before because it looked too scary :peepoScared: but I'm brave enough now :peepoHappy:

JazzFLASH boosted

PSA; please just stop using Twitter 

I'm fairly sure most of my direct followers are not using Twitter anymore, but here is a very good example of where this platforms stands as of yet.

Please, if you're still using Twitter, just stop, you're just enabling this manchild.

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.