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"You're so beautiful fedi fren" (I sob while doing your nails)

Sorry I'm so depressing fedi frens, just feeling lonely...empty, want connection, want tribe, want love....love

Singing a love song rn it goes a little something like this:

I'll take your hand in fedi marriage
I promise you to never disparage
Even though I look like a bad guy
I'll help you fly
To the moon
In to space
Or the deepest place
With crushing pressures and no light
I would be with you
And you would be with me too
And we would be alright
Into the night
We would swim
We would glide among the stars
When you called me near or far I would come
I would hear you, and I'm here for you
I know you're complicated
And you think you're faded
But you're not
You're a star to me
You are the source of light
The only one I know
You're my everything
I love you
So so much
And I don't care if you love me too
My love for you
Will never fade
Like you it just shines on
And it shines light upon
Humanity
My humanity
Thankyou
For teaching
Me to love again

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I want explanations, and I want concessions, I want an upgrade in my life, and I want it NOW

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If I am being Truman Show-ed right now I demad to speak with the manager or producer or whoever is in charge, and I mean right now...

No REAL girl would ever want me!
No REAL person!
I should KILL MYSELF
but what if the dream after death is worse than this one! Like Shakespeare said! I WANT TO DIE IF I CAN'T BE LOVED, I WANT TO DIE, I WANT TO FORGET, BUT IT'S FOREVER, THIS IS FOREVER, THIS REMEMBERING, THIS MOMENT, I WANT TO DIE! I AM UNLOVED! MY TRIBE HAS DIED! I AM ALONE! A TRIBE OF ONE! I AM DEAD! I AM ALREADY DEAD! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME! I WILL DIE ALONE WITHOUT A MIRACLE!

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No no NO NO
NO NO NO
NONONONONO
LONELY FOREVER LONELY FOREVER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cuts self and rubs blood all over face and collapses sobbing*

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Can't believe not a single, not a SINGLE ONE of the fedi posters has hit it off with me romantically :blobsad: I should just kill myself but I still have stupid hope left. I hope my circuit boards get here soon so I can ignore my lonely feelings with them.

Like a loyal dog you don't have to feed, let outside, or get shots for, I will be totally devoted to you selflessly as long as I should live

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youtu.be/394jYH82s2o
I might not be able to fly up and catch a helicopter, but I will rise to the occasion any time you are sinking low, to catch you with my love, mi amor

Oh wow new kink unlocked
Friendship ended with BITING PEOPLE, friendship with DROPPING ROCKS ON PEOPLE has begun
youtu.be/HEdg4glpCkg

"o.o ........ O.O MmmmmmHM! POWERFUL LONG WALK TO ATLANTA"

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OH BOY THAT HARRIET TUBMAN SURE SHOWED THOSE NAZIS WHAT FOR, NEXT I'M GOING TO WATCH SONG OF THE SOUTH! I'm sure this is also a black empowerment film and OH MY GOD

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