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I am so like, ugh, angy, because I want to be a lb and have a milf gf, :sadgery:

Holy shit this debate is wild, dude is openly saying islam says it's ok to fuck a 4yo as long as she's showing "signs of maturity" (talking about precocious puberty). He also says islam supports sex slavery and he's not ashamed at all....I think I understand why chuds are flocking to this religion....

a mod on 420chan literally asked "why" someone would lie on the internet, it genuinely confused them, they couldn't make sense of it. We tried to explain trolling to them and they were like "That's insane, nobody is that insane"

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No fedi gf for me
I will have to be comfortably
Lonely
In my cottage so quaint
The ritz no it aint
Could use fresh paint
Only
I feel no rush or desire for life
While I feel incomplete without a wife
Could there be one who appreciates me?
Or am I lost as a ship on the sea
The world's too big and my town is too small
So I must go on an internet crawl
If I find love will it be real?
Or will my love only steal
And leave me more of a beggar than now
With nothing but the sweat of my brow

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Idea for metal song (sludge metal)
"1,000,000 Doses"

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Wait I got this guy mixed up with Hasan, sorry, stop being muslim

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I love this, I hate Hussein, I hate his islam loving ass, I hate that he was cringe about sam hyde, so I love watching him be publicly humiliated by a non-retard
youtu.be/i0Lih590It0

youtu.be/xun_dmc6Vbc
Rapists aren't punished properly, every rapist should be forced to be my living toy, tied up and contorted, they would be housed off site and I would manage it remotely, I'd watch them get flayed alive and beg for reprieve, while I pet my cat in my lap as it purrs

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john really walked up a hill after dealing with a Pharisees bullshit. then for 3 days straight recived visions.

John what were you doing on the hill?"

{then John went} 🥺👉👈

and wrote a secret dairy about it.

Don't you guys hate when you're dropping a deuce and it turns out to be a spicy deuce?

@Remejy Hi Remejy I just woke up even though it's night time for me @-@

I thought if I identified as a lesbian I would get to have sex with wholesome girls (the kind who like forestry and shit, and stuff, they're all lesbians) but they're not falling for it :blobsadpats:

Man, I really thought today would be the day God gave me a gf, of a bf who takes the place of a gf (we will break Deuteronomical law, and I will lay with him as I would with a woman) :blobsadpats:

I really want to nut inside at least one woman and get her pregnant (to completion, she has the kid instead of aborting it), but ideally I'd like to do it multiple times, with either one or multiple women. I'd like to be a based dad. This is what it would be like if Jazzy was a parent:

Year 0-3
When the baby cries address it asap always
Never let the baby "cry it out" (you monster)
Never put off changings and cleanings
Never withhold food or strike the baby (you sick fucks)
Keep all dangerous objects out of reach and all outlets covered and cabinets locked, get all baby safe furniture and get rid of all your old dangerous shit
Feed the baby healthy food not like mnms and shit
Don't put on halloween masks and fuck with the baby by scaring it and shit
No brain numbing media, only hand puppet adventures and shit until they're older, music is fine

I think that about covers it, and so that's the start of how I'd raise a baby, next as they aged I wouldn't home school them because I don't want them to turn out weird, but I would definitely put them in a private school that wasn't shit. Got learn all that learnin, help them with flash cards and memory games and encouragement and all that stuff. And when they freak out, don't you freak out, but don't be so distant that you seem like a douchebag. That pretty much covers it until they're like 16-20, then it's time for the deep life stuff, like death and letting go and shit. Get them nice and ready so they don't freak the fuck out when you die. Want the seed to do well after the fact, and do well with its own.

I want to be the stupid loyal devoted retarded husband of the mid looking but really top tier skilled piano player or some shit from a rich family, I promise promise promise primise primise primise times a million not to do anything to embarrass you and I promise to just be mindful of my place as "the husband of the prodigy" and do you proud, I'll be nice and subdued and charming, I promise :blobpleading:

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When I was a kid I would fantasize about an older woman putting a collar on me and making me her sex/love pet

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