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Yo ladies you can NOT tell me you don't want to at least TRY the Jazzy Rescue Mission, you can totally fix me

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Hello PLAIN WOMAN who WORKS HARD, you're a QUEEN and I will TREAT YOU like the QUEEN YOU ARE! Others don't appreciate you like they should, you have to deal with so much, let me get you a drink and rub your feet silently while you watch shows on your tablet. I'll listen to music with headphones and just vibe while I rub your feet so you don't feel awkward while you watch your show (unless you want me to listen to the show with you so we have something to talk about later)

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SS Greek style 

#straightshota #cunninlingus #rimming #cum

After the simpsons we to go to the times of Homer... Nothing super fancy here just some non-platonic oral intercourses... Sort of pussy Sucrates... And then the intrusion of his valley of Thermopylae... He did not make a Herculean effort to resist tho.. ... ... ok, Satan out.

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I've made peace with it that I'm going to die from plastics or plastics related illness, it's ok, it's like, Romans used to drink lead, this is history, this is how thinngs progress, now we know, and I should enjoy my life despite the follies of this age

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I have to stop talking to the people in my head instead of real people

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Gooning animated caps is the porn equivalent of subway surfers/family guy youtube vids.

Somebody was an asshole to me once and I knew they hated sonic the hedgehog r34 so I kept tricking him into looking at sonic the hedgehog r34 and he was getting pissed

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単行本「淫らに堕ちた男の娘」が、メロンブックスさんでの「GWサイン本販売会」に参加させていただける事になりました。5月6日午前10時からの販売になるようです。爽やかな5月の風と男の娘本を一緒に、ぜひ味わってみませんか(*´ω`*) onl.la/HAE1njN 

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I'm NOT a zoo!!!! I think about getting knotted a NORMAL amount! like, like once or twice an hour, that's all!! :nicecrying:

Come, assuage the feelings of technoguilt with me! You! Yes you!

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AI may sound neat, but we are now starting to see it's true cost. IBM is wanting to replace more than 7000 workers with AI.

If the US economy is to survive we either need to ban the use of AI to replace people, or we are going to need to implement universal income for all the people put out of work. Otherwise we are going to end up with millions of unemployed people angry with the system and nothing lose by fighting.

boingboing.net/2023/05/02/ibm-

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