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Yo I remember the Michael Jackson case on the news as a kid and it was talking about how he supposedly showed the kids pictures in a medical book of peoples gentals with horrific STDs, and they found it in the closet, and I was like...ew gross

If you guys want me to tell you what it's like to have sex with a girl let me know, I know I'm like, weird for an internet dweller, most don't get laid, but I did, a great times.

I never could cum inside though :thonkrope:
I hadn't trained my cock to cum inside yet, I didn't know, I jacked dry and it made it so I couldn't cum in a frictionless environment. Since then I have only fapped with fleshlights or lots of lube, so I'm ready the next time a girl wants me to bareback her.

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I know I'm good at sex because I've given a girl many orgasms, and I know I was giving her orgasms because you can't fake spasms and contractions, she was so fucking hot and I blew her mind (finger pistols - *bang, BANG* heh)

Ok I know I fucked that up but do not let my text abilities reflect on my pussy pleasing potential

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And also heart and soul pleasing potential tbh let's be fair

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Yo ladies you can NOT tell me you don't want to at least TRY the Jazzy Rescue Mission, you can totally fix me

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Hello PLAIN WOMAN who WORKS HARD, you're a QUEEN and I will TREAT YOU like the QUEEN YOU ARE! Others don't appreciate you like they should, you have to deal with so much, let me get you a drink and rub your feet silently while you watch shows on your tablet. I'll listen to music with headphones and just vibe while I rub your feet so you don't feel awkward while you watch your show (unless you want me to listen to the show with you so we have something to talk about later)

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SS Greek style 

#straightshota #cunninlingus #rimming #cum

After the simpsons we to go to the times of Homer... Nothing super fancy here just some non-platonic oral intercourses... Sort of pussy Sucrates... And then the intrusion of his valley of Thermopylae... He did not make a Herculean effort to resist tho.. ... ... ok, Satan out.

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I've made peace with it that I'm going to die from plastics or plastics related illness, it's ok, it's like, Romans used to drink lead, this is history, this is how thinngs progress, now we know, and I should enjoy my life despite the follies of this age

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I have to stop talking to the people in my head instead of real people

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Gooning animated caps is the porn equivalent of subway surfers/family guy youtube vids.

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