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If you're and a girl and you want me to smell you that might be ok :blobpleading:

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i relate to bpd in a few ways but also dont really feel im there

Boosting to make sure everyone sees what sex is like, I look out for my people

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@icedquinn When cuddling her, she was petite with a fit body, she was a tomboy, she giggled a lot and had a nice smile, good teeth, she was very nice to cuddle, felt so good, so, so good, like better than drugs maybe, idk, anyway she feels really good to touch and to smell, and she makes you feel smart and important, with like her words and demeanor, and she's got skills, like slutty skills, she deepthroats with no gag reflex, she licks your balls while deep down, she does that shit like porn style sluts, she's amazing, and it's your first time, and so you don't think about all the "practice" she's done with people, no you're a dumb kid so she's still your pure angel who just happens to be "talented". Anyway then, when you feel like you're fucking dying and going to heaven, she rides you, and you're in the back seat of your car under the stars on a summer night, and she feels so fucking tight, and wet, and you're kissing like you were before but now with even more passion, and it feels even more amazing, it sends electric shocks through your body, you feel like you're communing with God. And you fuck her and you fuck her, and she doesn't really cum because it's a fucking car but you get her later in a bed again and again for months and you really changer her perspective of what sex should be for her as a receptive partner, you show her how she's supposed to be treated, lots of eating out and back rubs and tippy tingles all over and baby talk and good girl affirmations. Feels really good man, it's like, heaven. Won't tell you the bad parts about how it ends.

Yo I remember the Michael Jackson case on the news as a kid and it was talking about how he supposedly showed the kids pictures in a medical book of peoples gentals with horrific STDs, and they found it in the closet, and I was like...ew gross

If you guys want me to tell you what it's like to have sex with a girl let me know, I know I'm like, weird for an internet dweller, most don't get laid, but I did, a great times.

I never could cum inside though :thonkrope:
I hadn't trained my cock to cum inside yet, I didn't know, I jacked dry and it made it so I couldn't cum in a frictionless environment. Since then I have only fapped with fleshlights or lots of lube, so I'm ready the next time a girl wants me to bareback her.

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I know I'm good at sex because I've given a girl many orgasms, and I know I was giving her orgasms because you can't fake spasms and contractions, she was so fucking hot and I blew her mind (finger pistols - *bang, BANG* heh)

Ok I know I fucked that up but do not let my text abilities reflect on my pussy pleasing potential

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And also heart and soul pleasing potential tbh let's be fair

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Yo ladies you can NOT tell me you don't want to at least TRY the Jazzy Rescue Mission, you can totally fix me

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Hello PLAIN WOMAN who WORKS HARD, you're a QUEEN and I will TREAT YOU like the QUEEN YOU ARE! Others don't appreciate you like they should, you have to deal with so much, let me get you a drink and rub your feet silently while you watch shows on your tablet. I'll listen to music with headphones and just vibe while I rub your feet so you don't feel awkward while you watch your show (unless you want me to listen to the show with you so we have something to talk about later)

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SS Greek style 

#straightshota #cunninlingus #rimming #cum

After the simpsons we to go to the times of Homer... Nothing super fancy here just some non-platonic oral intercourses... Sort of pussy Sucrates... And then the intrusion of his valley of Thermopylae... He did not make a Herculean effort to resist tho.. ... ... ok, Satan out.

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