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The girl gives you a blowjob, not because she likes it or because she wants you to cum. In her eyes your dick with the foreskin stuck behind the glans is not different from a baby sea turtle trapped in a six pack plastic wrap and she is just freeing it.

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@comrade_lecter It might make sense to mention that the Wiki fiasco has developed even further since the entry was written. The main point, is that Jeremy Malcolm appeared on there, argued to keep the article, was then accused of "pedophile advocacy" and blocked. They then subsequently scare-quoted "child protection" in reference to Prostasia, despite the fact it looks like that article will be deleted.

https://map-wiki.com/index.php/Online_map_communities

I'm so glad I can be myself on the fedi, most places tell me to get fucked and start harassing me pretty fast but everyone here seems to have enough sense to leave other people alone

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"Hey" he said in hushed tones
"What?" she said back
"Are you...like, you know?"
"Huh?"
"You know...are you straight?"
"Oh...why? Are you?"
"Oh uh, well, I mean, I was kind of just like, wondering...y-you know?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TOO DOING?" Came a loud, thoughtless voice. You see, in this world everyone is assumed to be gay by default, being straight is seen as shameful. No matter what form it takes, bigotry is WRONG!

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Trying a different camera pattern, sorry the flora one still doesnt has captions I am a little stunt lock figuring out what to write for it since is a more classy pic.

It's sad watching artists go insane, they go from crafting beautiful vases or paintings to just doing stupid shit like making nothing but solid cubes of clay or 50 layer "paint pours"

And to anyone saying things weren't as intense THEY HAD HORSE FUCKING REELS AND DOGFUCKING REELS, SHIT LOOKS LIKE MODERN HARDCORE, AINT NO DAINTY SHIT, THEY HAD CUMSHOTS AND DRIPPING CREAMPIES NIGGA

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Back in the old days you could order any porn you wanted, ANYTHING, in black and white on a silent reel of film that you would put in your projector and watch. ANYTHING went. ANYTHING. Then the feminists started SCREECHING, absolutely SCREECHING, and the christians too, it's not the same now adays but back then those feminist cunts and those christian fags went hand in hand, anti sex bastards...anyway they outlawed all the porn and we got cucked for 50 years, thank the gods things are finally going back to normal, days are coming back when a man can jack off to what he wants in the privacy of his own home the way the founding fathers intended.

Ohhhhhh I get why they changed the klingon design now, if a white actor is a Klingon they basically do brownface...still stupid to change it, maybe instead of changing the design it's people's perceptions that need to change, skin darkening makeup for theatrical performances is NOTHING to be ashamed about or to make taboo, it is ART, GET YOUR HANDS OFF

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Remember how 10 years ago bestiality was really hard to find and you got so excited when you finally got to see some? But now there's multiple sites and even zoophilic porn studios?

Just give it time frens, in 10 years other things will be everywhere too, and there will be specialty studios for those things too, I predict.

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>Wokies storm past
<Lol get those boomers
>Wait a minute they're attacking the organic family owned butcher shop
<Let's go degens, we've got to protect those magas, or we'll have no more organic steaks!

I really wish I never had a sister, she's such a fake plastic bitch.

Question for fedifrens:
Have you ever been betrayed?

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