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I wish I could have one of those cool south african cars that has antitheft flamethrowers, but I live in a fag nation that doesn't respect freedom

Perv Workout Set idea:
12 bodyweight squats x3 (Strong legs are needed to run towards pervy frens for hugs)
12 pushups x2 (Need strong arms for strong hugs, do knee pushups if normal is too hard, remember we're achieving goals not hurting ourselves)
12 bicep curls x2 (each arm) (use a jug of water or a heavy book with a belt around it or something, it needs to be heavy and to have a good handle)
12 Calf raises x3
12 standing knee raises x2 each leg

This is a nice light workout, it can always be changed to better suit you! Feel free to make any changes you want!

Remember fags, zoos, queers, maps, STRONG "pervs" are harder to bash, take a page from the conservacucks book and do lots of exercises to get physically fit, and do lots of training to get muscle memory. I bet we all can do it way better than them. I want pervs to be associated with strength the same way the antis are. Remember, as pervs, we have the entirety of Hollywood AND the Jews behind us, that's POWERFUL STUFF tbh famalam. In the coming perv/antiperv war, do not give up hope, do not give up on freedom, the freedom to be a perv, these antis will try, and they will try hard, but we'll try harder. FREEDOM = Side of the pervs, the freedom to be a perv, like Benjamin Franklin

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I'm going to make a virus that kills all the chads but nobody else, then all the stacies will have no choice but to fuck the betamales who were unaffected by the virus, we'll all finally get laid without any of those pig headed chads around to fuck our hot gfs who had to settle for us :PepoSmug:

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Scully rejects proof of pyrokinesis. Mulder tries to tie a census server farm to ghost dads.

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hi there, my first post in baraag,
i will upload some new wips or sketches about of my work

Goodnight fedi I love you, and to the antis I hope you can one day come to love me, and stop being mean, I'd like that because we could be frens then and play board games and stuff

One day I hope to be efamous enough that I have a squad of fans who defends me from hate comments, they'll be there to ratio all the hate comments and roast them in the replies

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@Sp Everyone, of all ages and abilities and everything in-between, should have full access to the internet (if they want it). Everyone is going to come across content they don't like eventually, some of it triggering, but that doesn't negate the fact that they deserve the same freedoms and access as anyone else
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Ugh I hate inner-instance conflict, some anti on here just said meanness to me and then blocked me :cry_konata:

Idea: Influencer page called "Pedophile Fitness" that is run by a pedo who works out and stays ripped and gives other pedos advice on staying fit and active, which will also boost their mood, and as a marginalized group that's super important!

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My comic Pig Trouble is now $5. For those who still haven't gotten it. New comic featuring Kimberly from Duncanville next month.
aaaninja.itch.io/pig-trouble
#gravity_falls #mabel_pines #bestiality

Just saw a black person say porn should be illegal and that's literally what came out of my mouth while holding my phone, "Look at this dirty black nigger".

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When I see a black person I disagree with: Look at this dirty black nigger

I'm becoming a true leftist :blobpleading:

HEY do any fedifrens use any self care apps? Something wholesome and cute that encourages you to make healthy choices in life :blobpleading:

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なぜ清純なシスターがローパーと餓鬼の●●を知っているのか
pixivFANBOXで(無料記事)3作品100円と半額セールのおしらせを公開しました! akzw.fanbox.cc/posts/5987977?u

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