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The faux hipster anti crumpled to the ground, his ear gauges whistling as he fell.
"One down" said Turbo Ped (the superhero who is a turbo pedophile) before launching himself into the rest of the crowd. His very body a weapon, Turbo Ped inoculated them all against walking, they would never walk again.
"YOU!" Turbo Ped yelled, "ALL OF YOU, ARE EVIL!" He screamed. "You have no CONCEPT of DECENCY!" and at that moment Turbo Ped unleashed all his energy at once and vaporized the crowd of hipster, weird, bearded, out of shape, and frankly beta acting antis. There was nothing left but infrastructure, just as the lord intended. "And now" said Turbo Ped, "people can finally enjoy pride!" and in that moment a rainbow shot across the sky, while at the same time all the queers who had been hiding came out into the light, full smiles. "No more antis?" said one, "They're gone! The demons are gone!" shouted another joyously. And everyone enjoyed food and drink together, and laughed merrily. "Finally" Turbo Ped said to himself, "Finally people are getting along and respecting eachother, and all it took was killing every single anti who showed up to start trouble." before flying off into the sunset to save more human beings from ear gauged alt bible demons.

If you were Brian Griffin, and Stewie Griffin opened up his gaped butthole and asked you to fuck it, would you? (Remember you're a dog and have no morals, once instinct kicks in you're a slave to it, doesn't matter that you can talk, still a dog)

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No idea what life holds for me fedi frens, and I'm ok with that right now
youtu.be/tSkpMSTonCI

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:dino: June is also Dinosaur month as well as Pride month. Boys love dinosaurs - and dinos don't mind them much either ;3c #shota #shotacon #furry #scalie #nsfw

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Let me know if any of my posts are deleted. I don't think they have but I'm not sure if Baraag tells you they've deleted some of your posts.

Apparently I'm hearing reports that Baraag is deleting 3dcg posts that aren't properly labeled or look potentially AI generated.

Unsettling if true.

Daphne or Velma?

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#ショタ #shota #wtwta #furry

“Now being King of where the wild things are; each Beast’s had a special present for their new leader.” @NumberFour

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@ins0mniak @jeffcliff There's an article on it from 1998: chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1998-09-12-9809120119-story.html

It's definitely real, Ted was one of us. Famously (well, famously to people who know Ted I guess) shortly before he fucked off into the woods and starting mailing bombs he had resolved to go talk to a therapist and actually transition. Right before the appointment he backed out and started on the bombing stuff instead.

There are various accounts of this in documentaries about him, but he was always pretty closed off about it even when he was giving interviews in prison so it's mostly speculation.
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It seems FANBOX and Paypal are moving unto 2D lolisho artists now, and are not letting them get their money out or are banning their accounts altogether.

Recently it's happened to @umminesu

I'd advice to get out while you still can. Though there are not many alternatives sadly.

ok gn fedi frens i love you so much :blobpleading:
(hope I can say this one day to my new friend irl but I'm scared of commitment and of being open about my feelings now compared to how I used to be)

Are my fedifrens angry with me? Have I done something wrong?

Hello fedi frens! Only one week passes between shabbats and yet so much can change, while so much still can remain the same. This church night I would like to focus on communication. We communicate, all of us do, what do we communicate? Why do we communicate? Are these only things we use with good intentions, or is there something more sinister that lurks beneath the surface? Is the communication honest, or is it a manipulation, a ruse, nothing more than a scheme, to deceive and entrap. Communicate carefully, and wisely, and know that trust is not only for the ignorant, it is also for the brave.

There should be a competition of strength between men where they each slap their opponents balls as hard as they can with their erect penis, last man standing wins

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