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Imagine how based it would be to live in a world where it was legal for young men (7 and up) to fuck hot milfs. Same for young women, don't want to be sexist. With enough public awareness and legislation that world can come to exist :blobpleading: (also same sex couples would be cherished not abused)

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Anti-pedo zoos (especially pro-contact zoos) will never not be a funny concept to me

>Hey, did you know that loli is addicted to smegma?
<*looks around desperately* WHICH ONE, WHERE?
>lol got ya :blobgiggle:

One day a girl or femboy is going to love me for who I really am

youtu.be/Iu81WUG9OeU

DOES EVEN A SINGLE FEDI GIRL APPRECIATE MY AESTHETIC????????? YOU CAN'T DROP HINTS I HAVE AUTISM LIKE DATA FROM STAR TREK, YOU HAVE TO SAY "I FANTASIZE ABOUT DATING YOU JAZZY" AND I CAN BE LIKE "LET'S MAKE IT A REALITY" AND THEN WE CAN EACH FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT WE'RE WITH SOMEONE WHO VALUES US FOR OUR QUIRKY TRAITS <3<3<3<3

I WOULD BE A GOOD HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry_konata:

Going to need one of the fedi gorls to listen to this and imagine our romantic love playing out as the song does
youtu.be/EErSKhC0CZs

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still an untapped market in "peridot tops but says smug, cringe-inducing stuff that you can't do anything about because she just made you cum from your ass"

I'm watching Dragged Across Concrete and I am A) Pleasantly surprised Mel Gibson is still making movies and B) Pleasantly surprised he is kind of leaning into this whole racist persona thing. Not in a bad way, not like he's saying gas niggers or anything, but black racism against whites is a part of the movie. And there's good black characters too which is why I say he's "being racist" but not in a bad way.

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With fake screenshots and decent presentation a majority could be manipulated :thonktinfoil:

When the legal adult looks like a ch*ld and acts like one too

Fucking genetically superior people in their assholes because your ancestors stole a bunch and got away with it so now you have money and everyone else is poor :blobpleading:

Fucking the skinny girl and cumming consensually even though you're the fat guy :blobpleading:

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これはココナちゃんをがっしりホールドしての種付けシーン

When I see a guy with a big dick: He better have an ass pussy he knows how to use too :smug:

God imagine how hot it would be to punch a sadist bitch in the mouth while she was giggling trying to attack you and she just goes down like a sack of potatos, BUT, it's in a world without white knights :blobpleading:

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