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Lessons learned:
-Do not roughhouse with big people no matter how friendly they are, they don't know their own strength and they will squish your bones apart
-Do not date the impulsive girl no matter how hot she is, do not fall in love with her, she will cheat on you when her feelings are hurt or she feels unloved
-Do not let "friends" walk all over you, it will not be repayed and they will not appreciate your sacrifice

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*Dont she know its a school night, she should be studying*

This got deleted from twitter, fill privilege you get something they cant have.

I guess nice guys don't finish last because being nice got me laid a lot. Have to learn how to be nice again instead of bitter.

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People that fear seeing themselves as animals are often prey to dealing ineffectively with the fact that they ARE animals, so the animal parts of their nature are mismanaged and neglected.

By embracing our animal nature, we are taking responsibility for that aspect of our nature, so it can coexist in peace with the rest of us.

For some, it can be scary, but once you have dealt with it, you feel more at peace with yourself.

A house stands on its humble foundation, not on its gables.

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Ao3 (a popular anti-censorship writing site, known for carrying taboo fanfics) is currently experiencing a significant DDoS attack. The group claiming responsibility says they're doing it because "the site is full of disgusting smuts and other LGBTQ+ and NSFW things"
reddit.com/r/AO3/comments/14w5

As freaks and degenerates, we need to stand up for others like us when they're under attack (even when they wouldn't do the same for us). I'll be donating $50 to the nonprofit that runs Ao3, in the hopes that they can use it to invest in infrastructure that will make them more resilient to future attacks. I hope others will consider joining me. You can make a donation here:
otw.cividesk.com/civicrm/index

Sexy women are going to like me. Sexy femboys too. Not just sexy on the outside though :blobpleading:

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I am going out into the world more, it's kind of scary, but also exciting, this time I'm going to do it right and succeed in life, third times the charm

Bitch turned around like I was dracula. I couldn't see her face because I was focused on the road but her body language was a lot.

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Sexy girl, do not walk on the wrong side of the road and you won't get startled, I was not creeping on you I was taking a

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