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Me: I love Scooby Doo porn
You: Same

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Me: I love Scooby Doo porn
You: What?

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The worst response is "What?"
The best response is "Same"

"Same" gives me energy
"What?" causes me pain

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I WISH BITTERNESS DIDN'T DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY I HAVE TO BE NICE ALL THE TIME OR I CAN'T BE POPULAR :blobsad:

Omg I just realized autistic girls yell and are so loud randomly and spaz out I forgot, idk if I want a fedi gf now

Huh surprise surprise a LOT of nonfollowbackers are obsessed with drama, sad to see some old faces who mysteriously don't follow anymore and who I mysteriously don't follow anymore (softblock), more people to label as nonfollowbackers (judgy bitches)

new fetish unlocked.
wearing a diaper while being in little space and having a woman pretend like she's talking to your mom on the phone, and she says "yep I've got all this diapers right here", and then she changes you but she gives you a blowjob when she does it and calls you a little man and she spends all her attention and time with you instead of her husband or boyfriend because you're a child and you're very important, you're not unimportant like those adult men, you're important.

Same as fallout, bullshit that you can't kill kids, it's a dystopia, in the bible they killed kids, when shit gets hardcore kids get killed, but sensitive people are in control and they can't handle fiction

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Kind of stupid you can't kill children in tropico 5 (video game). I understand there's some kind of ban on killing kids in games, or if they had it the game would get an AO rating and would be banned in several countries.

Seriously though don't fuck kids, idk how anybody could see my takes and think I'm saying to go fuck kids but I'm saying the opposite, I'm saying DON'T do that, DON'T fuck kids.

God I wish I was born jewish and knew all the jewish words

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I like the hentai trope where the one girl gets raped until she's mind broken, and then she lures her innocent friend to get raped, and while her friend is scared the other has a vacant smile and hollow eyes like she's not really there.

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I remember once as a kid the church people were talking about how raves were bad and how a girl got raped right on the floor at a rave by everybody there and I got rock hard... :blobsad:

Starting new tropico save with the name "Bastardo"

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Who else likes that 70s show?

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