YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

One time I was getting fucked in the butt by a cute guy with a small dick and his roommate walked into the house and she was like "omg heh heh" and I was kind of embarrassed

WHY CAN'T THEY SEE ME IN A CROWD AND PUSH THROUGH ALL THE OTHER GUYS WHO ARE MAD ABOUT THAT AND SAY TO ME "JAZZY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, I'M YOUR GOVERNMENT ISSUED GIRLFRIEND!!"

WHY CAN'T THEY STOP FUCKING OTHER DUDES AND JUST FUCK ME

I love steroid muscle girls with their abs and their slutty attitudes, but I get mad when I think of other dudes fucking them, so I'm always mad.

I like how bbc is considered racist now. I know I can take no credit but I like to think some of my rants over the last 10 years got some traction.

It makes me sick to my stomach when antis appropriate para culture, and then when you're all like "Oh wow you're a para too!?" they laugh in your face.

Big person who has the authority to stop bullying but doesn't because they don't have the stomach for it: I'm a little retard, look at me, fuck my ass with a stick, I'm so stupid, I'm such a sack of retarded shit hurr durrr oh no the world just turned bad how'd that happen?

Had a very intense convo with my mom, not sure if she'll treat me any better or not but here's to hoping. And she already knows about all my concerns about my attractions so don't think you can make any mean quips regarding that to get under my skin. My family is not cohesive but at least I have my Mom. I actually told her about my attractions because I kept seeing antis think they were cool beans or hot shit for pulling that one out on other paras like, "How would your FAMILY feel if they KNEW (muwahahahah such a big threat grrr!!)" and so I just told her to get it out of the way if any fuck nugget ever tried to harass me or "out" me or whatever. My fam knows, and haven't left my side.

I would only be in a polyamorus relationship if it was a mother figure, and then me as the big brother, and another brother, and maybe a sister. Because then it's ok and not weird and gross and disgusting. And it would be a CLOSED polycule.

Them: "HEY NOW, LOOK OUT, BACK UP, ONE SIDE! WE'RE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE RAPING RETARD! HIS LUST FOR RAPE AND INSANITY ARE UNMATCHED!! WE'RE ABOUT TO RELEASE HIM TO COMMENCE THE RAPE!!"

Me: *barking and pulling leash*

Guess that Rick and Morty anime was a lie? This whole season was supposed to be anime.