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And I put all my chex mix into little sandwich baggies so they're portioned so I don't overeat :3 chex mix is bad as an all the time food but it's ok as a treat

Just did some morning cardio for 20 monutes after turning off my phone (addicted) and playing some analog music while I danced.

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:blobcatrainbow:​​:nsfw:支援サイトを更新しました!:meow_hungry:
おじさん達のおかげで素直にった女の子の漫画を描いています。
:koi_no_deta:(漫画本編はリンク先)
🔽🔽本編漫画はこちら🔽🔽
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🟠fantia

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Scully struggles to take saintly bilocation seriously. Mulder accidentally offends a phrenologist by ranting about genies.

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If you've never seen Dr Sleep and you like the shining I promise you Dr Sleep doesn't disrespect the original at all. It kind of made me realize that one of King's most used allegories are about child abuse, likely sexual but it is never explicit in his stories. Dr Sleep is no exception. The abusers are a clan of vampire like beings who feed off the suffering of people who "shine", usually children, to do this they inflict massive suffering, the more suffering, the more they can feed. I won't spoil the ending, but the story shows no mercy to these monsters, even after humanizing them, and if it were anyone else's story I would say it's to make us question if our heroes are really good guys themselves, but since it's King I think he just really hates child abusers that much and wants to make their suffering as ugly as possible not to elicit sympathy, but, as one character says to them in the story, "it's what you deserve."

Liberger cheese smells like smegma asshole and it's not even that tasty, why would anyone make this?

I love mexican female clowns or payasitas. Like I think they're hot.

Need some horse dicked ladies to visit me with their big floppers for my mental health.

If I got in a fight with my gf about polyamory it would sound like this:
YOU CAN SHOW OFF BUT DON'T LET THEM FUCKIN TOUCH YOU, YOU HEAR ME?!? I SAID, HEY!!! *PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH WALL NEXT TO HER HEAD* I SAID DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? *She starts to cry and shiver* Hey now baby, hey, I didn't mean to scare you, I was just mad, I'm sorry, you know I love you, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you........

Ok going to sleep now I had a big day so I was overstimulated tonight, I still made myself dinner though with greens and healthy portion sizes, it was breakfast sausage and crispy baked broccoli on the side :3 nomnomnom wish I had someone to snuggle with but I have memories instead so I'll pick a good memory and snuggle with it and ignore the bad memories. Hoping I can make new good memories soon, with someone I love.

God what I wouldn't do for a little obedient codependent Morty.

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It has to be two tone so it's realistic, the head has to be a slightly different color

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I might be trans race and this would be identity affirming for me

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I need to find a safe dye I can use to self roleplay that I have a bbc

Women are so fucked up you can't say you want to have sex or they stop talking to you you have to pretend you're just a dependable guy with no interest in anything non wholesome until eventually they touch you and you touch them and you kiss and then you're getting naked and touching more and kissing more and then you fuck. And when that doesn't happen that's how you get friend zoned. I wish women were just honorable people like men, gay men don't do this shit, it's, "Hey, want to see my nudes?" "Yes, want to see my nudes in return?" "Yes". "Wow great nudes, very hot". "You too." Now we know if we meet we can fuck. No bullshit or stress or wasted time. And it's not about being a slut, do this with just one person if you want, but fucking stop penalizing guys you want to fuck for wanting to fuck but not wanting to risk being friendzoned for the billionth time. Even if you absolutely have to test them fucking say it, say "Hello I think you're sexy I would fuck you but I have to get to know you if you're chill we will fuck." NOT THAT HARD BITCH GOD DAMN UNCLENCH YOUR PUSSY FUCK SO TENSE

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Rapist dwarf who grunts "HNGG NO CONSENT" when he cums

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