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Seeing one of the antigay hate preachers doing their thing, looking around, seeing nobody do anything, just letting him make his implicit threats, finally, you have enough. Enough is enough. You're ready to die to stop evil if that's what it takes. You simply pick up a brick and put it in a bag, and you walk up and brick that motherfucker down. And then, you keep bricking that bitch until he shuts the fuck up, and then, you take your brick out and you brick him precisely in the fucking teeth, watching that calcium shatter everywhere. You spit on his mangled bloody face, and then, you piss on it. Nobody stops you, because they're all cowards anyway. You scream at the crowd, "THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE BITCHES, YOU FAGGOTS, YOU TOO STUPID TO HEAR HIM THREATEN EVERY ONE OF YOU?? IMPLICIT THREATS MOTHERFUCKER! LOOK THEM UP!!!". The worthless bag of shit hate preacher dies shortly later, but the attacker is already on Space Station 9, because you see, he was no ordinary psychopath. He was really a man out of time, a man from our distant future, a future where losers and dickbags and pieces of shit smear the faces of the truly good and meek with feces and then kill them. His name was Grumbolt the Hatred Killer, and he killed hatred. His only power is the teleporters on the space station, any other future technology would disrupt the timeline too much. Grumbolt would teleport in, to moments where be knew specific hate preachers would be, and he would kill them. At first, the cowardly media tried to paint Grumbolt as a villain, because the media in Grumbolts past (our present essentially) is secretly run by ultra wealthy religious pigs, who are sworn to injustice and mutilation of the innocent. Grumbolt slays them all. In the end they all cry, when Grumbolt brutalizes them. By the end, the filth is completely eradicated, and Grumbolt returns to his future. He finds a paradise, he goes to The National Museam, and there, on the wall, is a picture of him shattering that worthless monsters entire face, and he let out a sigh of relief. At that moment a crowd of people surrounded him, they were in awe, "It's Grumbolt! It's him!" they said, "He's finally returned!!". The people said to him, "Thankyou Grumbolt, thankyou for teaching our ancestors to be STRONG instead of WEAK, thankyou for giving us the confidence to KILL HATRED!", just then, a little boy came up and tughed on Grumbolts sleeve, Grumbolt kneeled down and gently listened to the boy, who said, "Thankyou Grumbolt, for killing my evil ancestors, they were wicked and the most purely wretched monsters in all of existence, but you taught us Grumbolt, you taught us how to deal with evil, now evil doesn't prosper, we won't let it!" and the crowd cheered, and Grumbolt for the first time in his life, smiled, and knew peace. The warrior gays had risen, the warrior straights as well, and they got rid of every hate preacher together, with their little hate gangs, which were no match for the great armies of good and normal people who had been forged into the mightiest of weapons by the bravery of one man from the future. Now, evil had nowhere to stand, it had no purchase. The society kept a few evil ones alive indefinitely, to bring out and torture on holidays. Everyone loved that, the holidays were once again a time of joy.

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And I hate it because this is literally how my exs were they would call me disgusting faggot and shit without asking and it made me feel awful.

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I don't feel comfortable with a boyfriend who doesn't feel comfortable with me calling him a disgusting faggot but lovingly. I have such urges to call people I find attractive disgusting pigs. I think it's because I have to devalue them to feel safe or something, I didn't used to be like this but then partners betrayed my trust.

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Watch me end up marrying a prostitute after all the shit I say about women with high body counts (I pray to god not though)

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Just made and ate the most delicious limburger and parmesan grilled cheese with sliced apple, and holy shit is this good. I'm glad I didn't give up on the limburger, took me years of trying it over and over again before I learned to like it, but finally, here I am, with my stanky grilled cheese, happy af.

I worry that I will never post that one banger, that one perfect banger post that makes a perfect *swish* when it goes through, the perfect post, the most perfect political bantz serious casual religious comedic self reflective self referential all understanding all encompassing post.....the perfect post...if I could ever make a post like that, it would be the same as reaching enlightenment. /s

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GOOGLE STOP CONTROLLING ME GOOGLE JUST BE NICE TO ME GOOGLE BE MY FRIEND

Stewie is my guilty pleasure
Stewie and Brian are the best pair
As a couple
A sexual couple

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Instead of being mad at the super hot twink who only is attracted to abusive pieces of shit, make yourself one of those abusive pieces of shit and abuse him for not appreciating you (consensually) Rape his ass and slap him until he begs you to stop. (consensually). And then when he cuddles up on you for after care say "get the fuck off me, faggot" because you hate him for not appreciating you when you were nice, and you're disgusted by him for that. But you have won now, so you leave, and he misses you, he craves your abuse, but you're not interested, and he always has a hole in his heart that your abuse could fill, and so you've won, by being the monster he wanted, and then leaving him, you have shattered his disgusting little broken soul and made him into what he deserves to be, completely broken.

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Trust me, if Putin gets his way in Ukraine, he is going after Lithuania, Finland, or Poland, next. Russia's history of land greed goes back centuries. Nothing will suffice to slow them down besides a sharp and brutal rebuke.

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here is my stance on "contact" to satisfy the cop in ur head that some of u faggots are way too late on getting around to killing:
✳ i think sex between kids and adults is extremely fraught and generally dangerous. this is due to differences in mental, emotional, social, and sexual development, as well as (and i would say most importantly) differences in social power, autonomy of choice and movement, access to material resources, etc
✳ in other words adults have too much power over kids to be safely able to engage in or negotiate sex, and kids have too little power to safely and confidently say no and enforce that
✳ i am not going to frame this as "anti" anything like i am about to pull out a gun and become a cop over a philosophical disagreement
✳ i think an adult should never push or encourage a younger person to engage in a sexual interaction, as there is virtually no way to acertain whether or not that is consensual (it is always dubious)
✳ i think if a young person very sincerely believes that are able to consent to a sexual (or otherwise) engagement with an adult, then that is their own business and it is not my business or anyone elses to tell them otherwise. do not attempt to take away a young persons autonomy
✳ i think an adult should generally refuse to engage in advances from a young person who appears to have interest in engaging in sex even if the young person believes it is consensual. yet again, i am not about to pull out a gun over this, i am just wary of this generally
✳ here is the part that is going to get me killed: there are very clear and obvious differences between the physical and psychosexual development of a 17 year old and a 5 year old. if u try to flatten them out to the same thing, ur a fucking moron. 5 year olds very clearly have no capacity for consent to anything, and they are entirely at the mercy of people older and bigger than them. 17 year olds are effectively not distinguishable from 18 year olds in terms of physical or psychosexual development. yes there is an objective gradient. if u don't agree u are literally too stupid to be using judgement for anything and need to just shut up
✳ this doesn't mean it's ok for adults to have sex with 17 year olds. it does mean that it is about the same level of ok as adults having sex with 18 year olds, in terms of physical and psychosexual development. process that concept with great care before u make a judgment
✳ the big difference is that 18 year olds are, in the context of society, granted much more autonomy generally and especially autonomy of movement. for example, a 17 year old can be legally prevented thru the threat of state violence from leaving their parents house, and an 18 year old cannot. this is a huge and important difference, and is the reason an adult engaging in a relationship sexual or otherwise with a 17 year old is much more fraught and dangerous than with an 18 year old. in other words, yes there is a difference in capacity to consent, but it is due to social autonomy differences and not "brain development". if u disagree u need to do some more "brain development" urself
✳ once again i am not going to pull out a gun and become a cop over disagreements on any of this, and anyone who would is a cop and a piece of shit and a danger and an enemy in my eyes. i am not here enforcing morality, i am here talking philosophy about something that needs to be handled seriously and carefully
✳ people who try to boil this down to a contact label are fucking idiots. don't talk to me if ur about that. i am anti contact labels, and honestly anti labels in general. keep ur stupid fucking lazy thought reductionist ways away from me and my friends or i will stab u (verbally and/or in my brain)
✳ just use ur fucking words already u fucking baby. cast off the shackles of twitter bio keywords and speak ur thoughts plainly and clearly instead
✳ if u need me to tl;dr this into a contact label to satisfy ur lazy idiot baby brain, then pick whichever one will make u block me faster. pick whichever one makes u feel bad and hate urself. read my words or don't, but don't make me reduce myself into one of two buckets, i don't play that game, fuck u
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