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Later on at the bar

Her: Daddy that man tried to get me to fuck him!!!
You: Oh DID he now? *Nice and loud so the whole bar can hear*
Her: Yea Daddy he's not from around here so he don't know us! *giggles*
You: Well this IS shapin' up to be the ball poppin'est night, isn't it?

The mans torso was found in a ditch that Monday.

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The most beautiful woman ever, your wife, smiling as she pulls the handle on the trap door of the gallows. The ugly little THING (scarcely can be called human) drops through the floor pulling the rope taught.

Her: *Squeels with delight* Did I do it right Daddy!?
You: Mmmhmmm *big smile* you did it JUST right baby girl! That jerk's SWINGIN'! Haha!
Her: God I never thought we could make a difference, but we really changed things, didn't we?
You: You know it, fuck yea babygirl. These punks, these sick fucks thought they could tell us what to do, that they could tell YOU what to do.
Her: *Pouts then giggles*
You: Haha, we showed 'em, now we're the ones in fuckin charge, and things couldn't be better!
Her: The trains are on time!!!

You both double over laughing while the predatory scum hangs in the wind behind you.

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Used up whore: Wow wow hero hero let's get married!!!
Hero: *Punches hole through her head in one swift blow* FUCK OFF BITCH
Hero: *Scans crowd* YOU, VIRGIN, HAVE YOU KILLED A MAN BEFORE?
Excited virgin gorl: YES!!!!! YESYESYESYESYES!!!!
Hero: Alright come on then
Virgin girl: *Hops on horse*

Fiction/Fantasy 

Finding a super hot babe who DID NOT submit to the rape and she's killed many people and you keep her safe in your hovel and she's happy to spend the rest of her days reading books and making tea with you

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Fiction/Fantasy 

Mutilating all the wrongdoers
mutilating all their genitals
Until there's no more wrongdoers
And people can finally be joyful ^u^

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Looking for a demon bitch to fuck OR ELSE
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OR ELSE I'M GOIN TA MAKE IT *YOUR* PROBLEM!!!!!

Guys I'm worried that I'm not really a map??

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Bro code must be respected, this means that girls are first come first serve, if your bro gets a girl you have to let him keep her even if he's lower status than you, without this we have no society (inb4 "EXCWEEZE ME??? A GIRL *CHOOSES* WHO SHE WANTS 2 B WIT!!!" because lol, you know just as well as I do people can be influenced and swayed, I'm not saying she can't leave, just that it's a dick move for a so called friend to encourage her to abandon you solely for his own benefit.)

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Raspberry Puff’s oc oppai loli Honey, and a little mischief oc of mine, respectively XD

A little late here but happy new year everyone XD!

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Operation: I.N.C.E.S.T 

Hello everyone and I think i am back into my rythm. Kuki aka number 3 has entered now my gallery and with that, her family as well. Cause of course I would do the bisexual Incest thingy lol.

Also I have decided to do a bit of commissions. Just a bit. I already have one I gonna do and at max I take 2 others atm. DM me for all the infos of price and does and don't.

#CodenameKidsNextDoor #KND #Kuki_Sanban #Mushi_Sanban #Loli #Incest #MILF

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