Fiction/Fantasy
I'm sorry that every time you're nice to me I try to have sex with you, I'm embarrassed, I think it's a condition so maybe feel bad for me... I'm not very forceful and you easily fend me off, it's more awkward and sad than scary. Thank you for putting up with me and my autistic attempts at seduction.
Rap song (the parentheses are my back up rapper or my hype man)
Uh, huh, yea, uh huh
I need that grandma pussy
(That grandma muscle pussy)
Need that grandma that works out
(Grandma six pack)
Mmmmm need a g-milf
(An' imma lube it up)
I ask who's president?
(She says JFK)
*Beat hits for a moment*
Yeaaaaaar an dats a g-milf
(*screeching tires sound effect but made with someone's voice*)
Uh n she can hold her own
(hol her own hol her own-own-own)
UH das a granma n she rea-dy 3 bone
(3bone3bone3bone3bone *with echo sound and pitch shifting sound effects*)
She's getting her allowance one way or another... 1/2
https://youtu.be/drPmRnECw4g
>tfw watching crank dat spongebob on flip phone
I hate people so much because of how they act but I still get lonely. I just wish I had a female/male partner (male is fine if I can put it in his pooper) who felt the same as me, they haaate people but love me, I'm the exception for her rule, just like she's for mine. We'll both HAAAATE people together!! We'll love eachother though. People will call us "those assholes" or "that asshole couple" or "those jerks". We will talk about how people are scum and evil and are polluting the planet, we will talk about how you need to go vegan and then we will eat meat on cheat days (every day will be a cheat day). We will start a homestead. We will make a van home. We will restore nike sneakers. We will do urban crafts. We will only drink artisinal coffee. We will criticize YOUR coffee, but as a way to help, we're being helpful.
新年記念のマチです! どうぞお楽しみください。
ありがとうございました!
New Year's celebration Macci short! Would happy if you enjoy it.
Thank you!
[EN] https://possummachine.fanbox.cc/posts/7245096
[JP] https://possummachine.fanbox.cc/posts/7245216
Talked with my ex again more, she's very good for still talking to me, should could have just ignored me. I think she has been staying away from BBCs, which is a big relief even though we're not romantically involved anymore, even just as a friend it makes me glad she's not servicing those manbeasts (not all blacks are awful but many are, and many especially who go for white girls).
The Trench