YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I BET THE PEOPLE WHO HAAAATE RICK AND MORTY FOR HOW MEAN THEY ARE TO POOR WITTLE JERRY ARE HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH THE NEW CUCKED STORIES ABOUT EVERYONE BEING FRIENDS AND NOT ABOUT A GRUMPY SUPER SCIENCE MAN WHO IS *NOT* A GOOD PERSON.

My bpd ex is my unicorn and I will never stop loving her no matter how many times she sells herself to scumbags for blowjobs and creampies and shit.

Ok my ex canceled on me but I was ok with it and understood her reasoning, she was anxious and it's late, and from that I can infer she was worried we might do some bad things that she would end up regretting I guess? I really hope our friendship can come to the point where we can be two bros jackin and jillin off, no drama, just good vibes. He did say how fucking cute I was when I sent selfies showing what he was missing out on. I had set up a juice night for us with fresh squeezed juice and snacks and stuff. But it's not a big deal because I have delicious juice, good vibes, and hot porn to fill the void with.

Might be seeing my ex tonight to hang out but nothing romantic but idk if they consider sex romantic or just a bonding exercise?? Have to talk more with them to figure it out. Communication is key, in any relationship.

True cuck love is when your girl cancels all her clients appointments because you need a ride to the drs office (she pays for everything because she has so much money from taking stinky arab cocks)

I have the feeling we're all good at a few things, but is there anyone out there who's good at most things? Like I'm not such a good computer guy because I put too many points into outdoorsmanship, and I have a hard time learning things now because I'm too old, is there anyone out there who's basically superhuman? Someone who can not only start a fire with two sticks but who can havk the planet?

A little fire sprite? As a wife?!

I'm sorry I don't mean "small" I mean normal.

I hope we circle back around (as a society) to considering small dicks dignified.

What if this is a dream that will fall apart when we realize it's a dream?

Wait did people stop being frens with me because they're scared I might eat them??

If I could suck your steroid muscle pussy juice it might cause something magical to happen (world peace) no guarantees though so what do you say? Worth a shot for world peace right?

Would Master Roshi fuck kid Chichi if he got the chance? Or does the perverted old man have "better" morals than that?

The evil redhead aunt from Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is so fucking hot, it made me mad when the movie ended and the kid still didn't fuck her.

Watching Voyager and forgot Sarah Silverman is in an episode. God she's so hot, she's like pornstar hot. It's a shame she became so unfunny and then quit twitter.