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Crazy how this is from 2014 and barely anything has changed. The same old slavery.
youtu.be/kaUemcqIQ-k

When chronic pain strikes say "CHRONIC PAIN LICK MY BALLS" to get 1,000 seconds of chronic pain relief

I'm sorry I forgot what I wrote half way through and don't check and my grammar/syntax falls apart.

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The Rick and Morty blacked episode still bothers me every time I rewatch it tbh (not being racist)

How do I get away from abusers when I'm financially dependent on them??

My mom is a food abuser. She complains when I don't eat, but then she complains that I'm too fat. And when I was a child she made up stuff about me being allergic to things and a ton of other stuff that basically ruined my life. Can you guys give me some validation she gaslights me all the time and looks away and starts reading stuff while I'm talking to her and when I was little she would walk away from me all the time in grocery stores and at the mall she'd leave stores without me if I didn't follow her and keep up. And she'd say if someone did take me (I'd warn her someone could do that I was like 7) they'd take me back because they wouldn't want me.

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Song 

What if my booty hole was totally stretched
So that my booty hole was as loose as a goose

Would ya still love me
Honey babe
Or would you say
No way
Would you say
No way?

What if my booty hole endlessly leaked
So I had to wear diapers and constantly sneak
A sniff
Just to see
If I messed

Would ya stick around
Or
Would ya leave?

I hope I can end up with a skinny hairless twink who's actually very tall and he likes that I'm shorter than him

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One day the maps, zoos, lolicons and shotacons, and aams and youthlibs will all be able to take off their masks, and discard their technological anonymity, as predicted in the song Mr Roboto by Styx
youtu.be/uc6f_2nPSX8

Gfs are supposed to love their bfs and are not supposed to really want other guys cocks outside of fantasies which are always fine.

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