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Woah lot of drama going on with streamer HoboGoblinSlayerMaxxx37 it's sad to see how he threw it all away

This is what it's like not knowing who any of the famous people are because you're old.

Fedifrens don't know my emotional state, so let me show you, let me show you how sad I am, this is my tone, I am so sad, I'm so stuck :(
youtu.be/9MLzts9iBzo

I just need a gf to take care of me even if it's sexless

I remember in fiction/voyeurism I didn't like shit when I was young, but now I kind of get hot looking at erotic drawings of sexy ladies doing poops and I'm so embarrassed

You know what fuck this shit I'm going to start hanging out at bus stops and hopefully a twink will ask me for a date eventually

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Scully completely wrecks a zookeeper with a single stare. Mulder tries to save Scully from alien abductions.

I'm still not done being mad at the biggoted against maps pieces of shit on twitter who banned me and basically ruined my online life and severed my connections because they're assholes and they're dumb and stupid and mean.

*Grabs dick (it's a dildo)* *Bursts on stage* *Swag* *Shoots enema water from anus in your direction* *Smiles and laughs* *Crowd cheers* *Starts rapping*
Easy
Peasy
Lemon Squeezy
Went to the beach and it was
Breezy
Ate out a peach and it was
Sleazy
Spit out my teeth
After the queef
It was no beef
It was that seafood
Sea dude
Fish pie
Sky high
Deep sea
Pie dive

About US television shows: Generally speaking everything made after 2015 is absolute garbage.

Since I've stopped masturbating every day due to my constant fear and anxiety my orgasms have been much more enjoyable and my gloop has been much more volumous. I often have been embarrassed by low gloop output but I am feeling much better and more confident since my gloop discharge has gone up by around 10 times at least. Don't be too impressed, that means I gloop a tablespoon now instead of a few ml's. *hugs and gloops*

Wish for a drug addict gf to suck on my wee wee

Me: Are my fedi frens kissing me?
Crowd: NO!
Me: Are my fedi frens hugging me?
Crowd: NO!
Me: Are my fedi frens loving me?
Crowd: NO!
Me: *cries*

I wish I had a friend so we could watch each other masturbate tbh

Spng:
FESI FEENS DON'T WANT ROMANXE
FEDI FRENS DON'T WANT LOVE
FEDIFRENS JISY KEEP BREAKIN MY HEARTT!!!!
OH WOW
OH WOW
OH WOW
P
OK

35yo and 14yo can legally get married in some places, and that would make it legal for the husband to say publicly that he "fucks 14 yo pussy" because the 14 yo would be his wife. And that's just uh... terrible?

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Sung like a gregorian chant:
OHHHHH I KNOW MY FEDI FRENS ARE NOT
IGNORING MEEEEEEEE
MY FEDIFRENS ARE PROBABLY BUS-YYYYYYYYYYYYY

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