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7ft tall tranny clown wife NEED NEED NEED NEED which one of you will put on makeup and be tall and be big with broad shoulders and a waxed bod and a butthole for me to sniff?

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Smol Mirko ( My Hero Academia )

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The Unknown: An evil chocolate that lives in the walls and traumatizes small children for life.

100x better character than slenderman ever was, fite me

#theunknown #rule34 #willyschocolateexperience #unknown #rule34 #sketch

This first bitch on mormon wives has ears like dobby the house elf

When I see a good butt
I wanna succ that butt
A big muscular butt
Better douche that butt cause I'm suckin it tonight
Gonna kiss that butt
Gonna french that butt
Don't fart baby please baby don't fart

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@ponepocalypse it's not fun knowing the people you care for most are forbidden and also that you'll (somehow) end up hurting them badly and destroying their lives so your best option is to never go near them.
Then society at large is reminding you every day that you should just plain be dead.
Spent a decade suicidal.

You were a baby. A baby that pooped its pants. Thank god someone took care of you, you little bitch. Now be nice.

I'm going to change my pfp to a feminine one again because I think that will get me more interactions and interactions with online strangers makes me feel less lonely (and has also taught me many things that have popped up at odd times to help me in conversations).

I'm such a fool for getting mad at so many bbcs for fucking "white" girls when A) it doesn't matter anyway and B) most of those "white" girls were hispanic or middle eastern with bleach blonde hair or jewish or whatever and this is not a cope don't cope me I'm not even mad I'm just saying.

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I don't like meanness and so I don't like mean people who laugh at others misfortune. I'm guilty of it myself.

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pixiv リクエスト 「膝裏コキレオタードメイルちゃん」 | カイコ犬(kaikoinu) #pixiv pixiv.net/artworks/122349256

Need that fat girl sex
*skinny girl comes on*
GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH WHERE'S THE FAT
(I'm just kidding even if you're skinny I'll have really loving sex with you and I'll love you just the way you are and I'll eat your pussy right and for a long time like it's supposed to be not like a few licks and then nothing, I got you babe don't worry).

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昨日描いた娘再びrkgk。こんなクローンメイドさんを侍らせたい。サリマン先生みたいに。

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What makes a nsfw art piece (of any medium) "artistic"? What's the difference between regular porn and an artistic depiction of nudity/sex? General poll.

I cry every day because god hasn't given me a perverted sex family to have bisexual pleasure orgies with and they're rich too and they adopt me and we have fantastic sex all the time with delicious artisinal lube

Long old western style ballad:

I'm sad
That fedi frens
Seem to have gone
(whip cracks)
(HIYAH!)
All my fedi frens
I love each one
(ricochet sound)
But fedi frens they make a camp
And then they break it quick
Oh fedi frens they move so fast they leave an oil slick
OH FEDI FRENS YOU SAVED ME, SOMETIMES FROM MYSELF
Oh fedi frens I miss you
This drink's for your health

(In honor of all the fedi frens who have stopped posting, they broke our hearts, but we still love them, hope you're ok wherever you are frens *drinks*)

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Lil Dar Cee 🥋 2

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thought id type up a quick post on basic security practices for pedi.

i assume the biggest threat is doxxing from fascists. fascism is on the rise globally and necessitates scapegoats to function. whos likely to be a target? radqueers.

1. use a VPN or TOR to hide your IP address. your ISP is selling your network traffic stats. dont believe me? read the contract. fascist buys your stats or gets it in a darknet dump, sees you connect to 1.2.3.4 a lot, does a reverse DNS lookup, and boom you are known to be connecting to a pedi instance.

2. do not assume that the instance you are connecting to is secure. the folks running these instances work hard but its an uphill battle against evolving threats and instances are a prime target for attackers due to their centralized nature. so again use a VPN or TOR at all times to hide your IP address, and don't share personal information even in DMs.

3. don't share personal information with someone anywhere unless you really trust them and understand that person's security practices. end-to-end encryption means nothing if either end of the channel is compromised.

4. dont fucking reuse passwords. if one site is compromised, the attacker immediately gains access to others. they can then impersonate you and try to elicit personal information from people you care about. roll dice, pick random words from a book, whatever, and write it down with pen an paper with no context (i.e. don't write down instance name or username) and put that somewhere physically secure

5. if you can afford it, use a dedicated physical device. this minimizes the attack surface. qubesos for PCs and grahpeneos for mobile are the gold standard, but can be quite technical. even just a second device that is not logged in to any non-pedi services is better than using your day-to-day device. enable full disk encryption if its available and pick a strong password

6. cyber security is nothing without operational security. don't go on pedi in public. cameras are so cheap these days. there is surveillance everywhere.

be safe fam

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