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I'm high off benzos bitch
Idgaf!!!!!! A FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE ALL MY HOMIES ALL MY HOMIES ARE GREAT I LOVE THEM WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love how with zoomers you can never tell what gender or political affiliation they have based on how they look

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When they have a picture of them with the animal they tortured and killed I swipe left

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Little whore who doesn't know when to shut her mouth and stop acting cute that gets smacked down to the floor, before a big wad of spit flies in front of her face and she's forced to lick it off the floor. This is what stupid little whore bitches who play games deserve.

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I always wondered why this character was never given a name.

Doubt anyone cares, tho

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@wengeweevil Tech savvy beings can often forget how much knowledge advantage they have. When you are comfortable with tech and work with computers regularly for most of your life it is easy to take foundational knowledge for granted.

When it comes to security and privacy stuff, it becomes even harder to communicate with others. I see a lot of beings speak authoritatively like "X is the only acceptable solution to protecting yourself" or "Y program is terrible and insecure" but these statements have a lot of assumptions and opinions baked in. What information you are trying to protect and who your adversaries are matters a lot when it comes to making technical decisions. A solution that is insecure and unacceptable for one circumstance may be overkill for another.

At the end of the day, those with tech knowledge shouldn't be talking down to those who aren't as experienced. It isn't helpful and only serves to drive others away.

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I wish my dick worked better like it used to, I used to be able to get a dick that would be rock hard and stay stiff straight out from my body like a towel rack, I've got to get some of those boner pills to try, I've never tried them because I'm scared of getting an erection that won't go away, and it hurts, so I'm only going to take a little piece of the boner pill at first just to see how it works, and I'm going to work up the dose until I figure out what's the right dose for ME. DON'T WORRY GUYS THIS WON'T BE LIKE THE PENIS PUMP ALL OVER AGAIN MY WEINER WILL BE FINE THIS TIME.

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Best furry r34 artist? 🥴
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Chet has no ill will and is completely unaware of the contradictions and mental gymnastics he goes through on a regular basis, Chet is totally unaware that he's lying to himself, which means he's completely delusional. Nobody questions Chet, and Chet has one of the number one rated podcasts in this fictional world, and once in a while people kind of make fun of him for the whole -bro kiss it out- stuff but they're immediately drowned out by massive numbers of Chet lovers calling them queers and saying they're trying to make the kiss a gay thing.

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Chet is a devout christian who runs a youth group that is trans inclusive but also deeply homophobic at the same time and he encourages the bros to kiss because that's based on the bible and it's no homo as Chet says because the kiss has been taken over by the extremist gays and turned into a sexual thing when really two men (according to Chet) can kiss it out no homo to strengthen their brotherhood.

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Chet: We understand that we have a bond that's unlike any other, when we look at each other as two men, or even as three men or four men, or any group of men, when we look at each other as men, we know that we have a unique experience because of our gender, and when we take that into account we become bonded into a brothership of trust, and I think that's one of the most powerful, and beautiful things there can be. No women are dividing any of us, we're tight in this group, and if one of our men brothers has a vagina we accept him just like any other, he's a brother and he's tight in the group. Now who wants to say it with me now, Men Bros United! Again one more time! MEN BROS UNITED! Now give your bro a kiss, show your bro you love him no homo. All right meeting adjourned see you guys next time.

(Chet is a character I just made up and this is how he is).

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