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Claudia (Imaginary gf): Jazzy, you should get some sleep darling
Me: But babe I'm a failure...I can't even go to my sister's wedding because I'm not up to it. I don't even have a date.
Claudia: You have m-
Me: A corporeal date Claudia.
Claudia: Eh whatever
Me: I just wish people validated our relationship, you know?
Claudia: Says the guy who can't be seen with me because I'm not "corporeal".
Me: Claudia that's literally how being non corporeal works, but I get your point.

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youtu.be/po_VaeUeJZY
"John North Wright was a musician, writer, inventor, traveler, and VHS and BETA filmmaker born 1942 in Port Huron, Michigan.

Wright was a lifelong conspiracy theorist (Masonic and otherwise) with the belief that Bob Dylan had stole his wife, and that the CIA and FBI were monitoring him. These themes, and Port Huron in general, were the subjects of much of his music, writing, and films.
Wright was arrested in April 1981 for threatening the life of George Bush Sr, head of the FBI at the time.
He was imprisoned and stood trial, being acquitted in September of that year by reason of insanity."

Based based based

TO EVERY *****EX***** FEDI FREN WHO ABANDONED AND SLANDERED ME FOR MY PAST, A PAST I HAVE BEEN MAKING UP FOR, THIS ONES FOR ***YOU***
youtube.com/shorts/wOztLKqL-50

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The chad data hoarder vs the virgin streamer

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To whoever needs to hear it:
Your existence here is appreciated, loved and you're not a bad person for drawing problematic porn.
You make our lives brighter with your presence

I just learned about RATs and now I'm scared, also apparently people can hide viruses in jpgs???????? I DON'T WANT TO USE THE INTERNET ANYMORE!!!!

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I swear I saw advice for women about how to stop rape and one of them was to soil themselves...and I don't know if that's a false memory but I remember laughing at the scenario where a woman tries that and she gets the one rapist with a scat fetish

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never use a condom, never pull out, and never stop until your finished

God knows I will touch that fedi clit so good she will want to please me with deep V penetration

I'm tired of you fedigirls thinking you can just play with fediguys hearts. You have got to give people a chance fedigirl, or you'll be alone forever. And unless they're a supreme gentleman ghost them, you are worth MORE than your boies and a guy who doesn't get that isn't worth dating. /vent

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