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It's my opinion that the AOC should be lowered to 11, but I am not a lawyer.

Are there naked mma fights that aren't porn? Because that should be a thing. The purest form of the sport would be no clothing, no gloves, no mouth guards. Nothing but the body you were born with and grew with.

I love girls with ugly faces because I can eat their pussies regardless

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Did you know there was a fear factor episode where the contestants drank donkey cum? It's a fact. And they drank it. And it was on tv.

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Every so often I come to realize that many of the younger generation may not have seen the following video on the importance of not talking to police:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

It is 46 minutes long, and it is perhaps one of the most important PSAs to listen to if you plan on never spending a day in prison. You should watch it even if you never plan on committing any crimes. Especially if you plan on not committing any crimes. If you live in the United States or any country that has an equivalent to the fifth amendment right against self-incrimination, this is mandatory viewing.

youtu.be/r5HURmJGMoQ
Breaking news for the 1 billionth time, big brother is watching

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And there goes the Rate Limit. Man, I must hit this thing more than everyone else haha

Two more hours, if I don't fall asleep first.

#Teen_Titans_Go #Raven #loli #Princess_Morbucks #PPG #EEnE #May_Kanker

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Antihero who saves the loli from the rapist who was going to kill and eat her after, but in the middle of her saying "Thankyou miste-" he gut punches her and rapes her himself, but he doesn't kill or eat her, he makes her his wifeslave.

When I was little I would try so hard until I got hit with learned helplessness due to abuse. I still need someone who loves me to watch out for me because sometimes I...just can't keep it together and I stare of into space, I forget what day it is...I have no purpose, that's where I wish I had a gf/bf to give me suggestions, to be like, "Hey, Jazzy, I see that thousand yard stare, you ok babe?" and then I'll snap out of it and be like "Yea, yea I'm ok now, you pulled me back...*gets genuinely cheerful, due to gratitude* hey how about I make some dinner for us?" 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Pups just need love, stability, and structure.

When taming wolves, or dogs, show neither fear nor aggression. /Thoughts

THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR A WHALE PENIS IS "DORK" YES GO LOOK IT UP IT'S CORRECT

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