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Yesterday I practiced Mozart. Mozart was a flute hater. But at that time, Theobald Bohem was not born to invent the nowadays flutes. All that existed were wood flutes with one or two keys, quite out of tune. Mozart actually was the first child prodigy, did you know? The most part of his fame came from childhood. After become adult he was sistematically forgotten. Mozart asked for Marie Antoinette's hand (the one who was beheaded) when he was seven years old. He was at the palace to perform

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Hello everyone, I am back lol.
I was a bit bogged down with a com that went a bit sideways but nothing like dramatically. So I made something for me and then gonna be back on coms again.

#starbutterfly #Stvfoe #loli #lolicon #gangbang #comic

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Me and my IRL friends had a buge party last night, I was like, "Woah guys you love me TOO much maybe hahhaha" and we all had a laugh and I was like "No really I'm seriously glad you guys are all here!" and we all danced and the neighbors were like "TURN THAT DOWN" and Kyvyn (chillest guy ever) invited them over and they actually came! They apologized for the yelling and explained they were going through a divorce and we all came up with a plan together to stay positive and take positive steps toward peace! Anyway, by the end of the party Claudia (MY gf and we're MONOGAMOUS), was actually smiling and giggling and wasn't even chain-smoking whe was having such a good time. She said to me after everyone left "See babe, people will still treat you nice even after they learn you're a map, they just have to be the right people." and we hugged and kissed and made love, I love Claudia and her devotion and her big juicy ass that I can wrap myself around while we sleep.

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The final rendering of Sasha Cheerleader. She sometimes needs supportive cheers too !

- Few corrections and adjustments from the sketch. Thus, some swords had to be set and cropped to centralize better the entire image. Some image resolution has been lost in the battle, but i like well how it result.

#sashawaybright #Sasha_Waybright #amphibia #nsfwfanart #nsfw #rule34 #penis #horny #penisonface #Disney #sasha #r18 #cheerleader #frogs #toads #cartoon

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I wish when I was little my stupid Mom stayed single, stayed into fitness, a did actual pedophilia with me instead of pathetic emotional incest which is all the brain damage of being molested with none of the fun

I went to see the Rockettes in NYC once as a young teen and they IMPRINTED into my PSYCHEE what PEAK FEMALE PERFORMANCE LOOKED LIKE. FUCKING GYMNAST SEXY HOT BODY FLEXIBLE STRONG LEGS URGE TO FUCK RISING.

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How much money is there in datacenters? Should I start a datacenter to make money? I know nothing about compiter so I would have to pay people to do the actual work.

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Adults who traumatize minors with gore should have their assholes electrocuted until they become crippled.

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aFor any fedifrens who HATE me because I was racist, and sexist, PLEASE wTch this to learn the type of sbit I was brainwashed with by ACTUAL ABUSERS OF CHILDREN and not lovers of children. So give me a little forgiveness. Not racist or sexist anymore. Toodles.
youtu.be/LS6CNpSwpEs

Gn fedi frens. I wish I could fedi cuddle with the right one...I het you smell like strawberries, and I don't care if you say something silly like "It's greasy and stinky I'm gross", pish posh, to ME you smell like strawberries!! <3<3<3

It's just so hard when I think about people not valuing my American penis the way they used to, American penises used to have cache to them, people would say wow look at that it's an American penis, but now when you pull out your American penis people just...*holds in tears*, not only do they not even care, they might even get offended, and I just don't know how....I can keep on going if this is the way it's going to be from now on forever. I need to believe American penises will be loved the world over again one day.

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I am cracking and making a complete split from fedireality. From now on all my fedifrens love me and I am a fedicelebrity, I am constantly bombarded with love from fedi frens who have kept in touch with me forYEARS!!!! They ask me all the time, JAZZY WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY!? and send me pictures of their junk. I love it. I love being a fedi celebrity.

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