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Looking at the bk menu and I see they have zesty sauce and I double over laughing saying to myself "Zesty bubba sayce....lmaooooo....das what drumph puts on zesty bubba balls lollll, he's betraying mcdonalds!!!"

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Ok I don't mean to sound MYSTOGINISTIC this is an INTRUSIVE thought: There are two classes of women: Breeding pigs (gangbang whores that birth bastards who are cared for communally like an ant colony, the bitches like it, they volunteered, no force in this intrusive thought) - And wife/partner women (These are women who may or may not become pregnant, it is of no consequence, plenty of citizens will be created from the gangbang pig breeders (their preferred pronoun, no humiliation involved in this term here), and so her purpose will be to keep her legs closed except for her partners dick ONLY, she has vowed this, and the thought of having other mens dicks in her disgusts her!!! She will be a muscular type who is fit and can run long distances, she will be upbeat and will take care of her partner even in old age)./vent intrusive thoughts why why do I have them stop giving them to me god make them stop I don't want these visions anymore just let me live my life again please I want a normal life with happiness and a family oh please don't leave me on the path to suffering in agony alone

Fuck this shit yallllllll dammmnnnnn sonnnnnnnnn fujjkkkkkkkkkk shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii whvhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuuuuuuuu goooooooowwwwwwwwt daaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I been awayyyyhyhhhhhhhhyyyyyy but you knowwwwwweww what?!?!?;?;?;?!?!?;?!!!;!;?;!;! OLD ME IS BACK!!!?!?!?;?;?;!?!!?! THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES?;?!?;?!?;?!;?!!?;!; THEY THOUGHT I HAD BEEN BANISHED.......THE OTHERS........BUT THE SMILER IS BACK BABY!!?!?!)!?;?;!?;!!;!; THE SMILER!?;?!!?!;?;!;?!?;?!?;!;!;?;?;!!:!!: WOAHHHHHHHH

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~Catherine - Halloween Blowjob~

Trick or treating at the Winter house is a dangerous affair.

👻Happy Halloween!🎃

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Liam
One of my shota bots, if you use Silly Tavern the png in the first reply it is his card.
If you are using any other platform and want to chat with him hit me up in discord to JSON file

#shota #shotacon #straightshota

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Im really sorry for the lack of content, life been really rough.. Went 2 weeks without internet connection + my pc broke 2 times in a row, im moving out to another house and we discovered a tumor in my mom's breasts and ovaries, at least they are benighn but the breast one is evolving quickly
Ive been drawing slowly over the days but its not nearly as much as you guys deserve, i just ask to have a little patience with me.
Thank you

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I wish my bottom could accommodate fedi frens but it's not working!!!!! T-T I try and try and try but it stays super tight and it hurts when big things go in there!! I wouldn't have to make up for the lack of bottom holing with lots of sloppy jobs and handy jacks

God imagine being able to be a cop and copsplaining to people about their entire lives and how to live them for over an hour, and any time they try to get away you get more aggressive and make with the legal threats until they give in and let you go back to berating them in a fatherly manner around in circles endlessly until your shift ends, and then you just keep going, you put in for overtime, you have buddies bring you food and a bucket to shit in, call it a police emergency, that's why it's legal for you to shit in public, you have to make sure this citizen understands how to live properly even if it means they will never get to see their children again because you keep them there for the rest of their natural life, forced to listen to all your nuggets of wisdom until they die /every fascists dream

Maybe my begging for a gfbf is performative and I don't realize it?? I want a VIRTUAL bfgf but I'm too scared and feel like too much of a loser like I'm gonna cry that I'm scared to try to date anyone irl. I'm trying to clean my house now but I have fatige from non-transmitable illness. I'm trying so hard but I'm alone and I'm scared to even try and I'm such a loser nobody even wants to be my virtual romance pal who says nice things to me and I say nice things to them like every day...

*Elmwr Fudd is furiously masturbating to a live sex show of a white mans penis in a glory hole*

*When he's not looking bugs bunny swoops past and paints the white mans penis a realistic black*

*Elmwr Fudd looks back*

"WHAT THE FUWK???? A BIG BWACK COWK?!?!" *With angry eyes and red face*

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