YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If aliens come and we don't have orbital asteroid mointed 80meter guns we're fucked/venttheory

I think humanity should collaborate to create at least one orbital 80meter (with an M) gun, bore diameter of 80meters. Now that's the size guns SHOULD be. With a weight in the billions of tons./ventengineering

If the government FORCED a beautiful fitness model to marry me and they HAD to make me happy because if I complained she'd be getting sent to the pig pen where she's fucked by boars and their corkscrew clocks/mwahahahahhaventfantasy

What if the government ORDERED girls to have sex with us??/grumpyvent

https://youtu.be/9NakL_tkEBc

When you remember me, I hope it's fondly, because you're someone I respect. Anyway, if we don't see each other after we get through this, and we will get through this, know that you were and always will be...my friend.
https://youtu.be/DtL_giO-EB8

I get it now...all the antis are just having their instincts confused. A human males natural instinct is to make a young qt his wife, wayyyyyy younger than what the "laws" of most (fascist) countries say, and it is also to PROTECT her from harm and distress. So these antis are fucked up sexually, but they still have the instinct to be drawn to and to protect the peace of qts, the antis are just confused! I hate them less now, I actually feel bad for them./vent

When I was little and learned about where babys came from I wondered if it would be possible for a gay man (I knew about adoption and gayness and transness) to go to the hospital and have a baby put in his butt with sterility even if it's a body condom, but yea, I was a weird kid, I was like "I wonder if a gay man will ever put a baby up his butt so he can give birth to it and then it'll be his baby and he'll raise it like a good normal mom except he's a dad."/confession of childhood stupidity

If you're a rich bitch can you adopt me or marry me or whatever it's called where you take care of me and give me ummmmm *blushes* you know.................i-intomacy :3

Band name idea: Tattooed Fetus

Wow I think I missed the point entirely you guys...all this time, rule 34 wasn't about mindlessly archiving as much pornography as you could and placing your self worth in that number that keeps going up while remaining a secretive little sex pervert, it was about making friends, building community, and because I didn't realize that now they're about to take it all away and I won't be there to stop it...I'm sorry, I'm sorry I was such a scardy little sex creep, without me tbere to save the day, r34 surely is doomed I fear...unless there is another that can take up the mantle of, THE PORNOGRAPHY PROTECTOR! Being the Pornography Protector doesn't take any money, just time, an internet connection, and a computer, and presto! You can now comment all day every day everywhere telling people how great porn is and how they should be porn positive!!!

Trying poppy tincture hope I don't die. I shouldn't, I'm just paranoid, I only put a few drops in my drinky and I made it myself a couple years ago with poppys I grew so I'm not worried about any contamination just overall strength./totalfantasy