YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I wanna donate my sperm to anyone even ugly chicks but only if I don't have to pay child support and I get to have final say over the childs upbringing AND I'll do it the old fashioned way with the HOT ones a HUR DURR DURR DURR

Omg saw a cute femboy (legal) post a pic of them as a lb and they had a cartoon character on their shirt that came out when I was like 20 and when I realized how big our age gap was even though they're legal I got soooooooooooooo hard for them and I was like "I want to molest this grown adult now"/ventfession

>You've stolen my dopamine! Give it back!
<Techie: That's not how it works!
>*eats their brains to get my dopamine they stole, it's gotta be in there, that's where people keep the dopamine they steal from others*

*rubs the sweat from my brow, looks at the dusty crops*
Title: Hard Times on the Like Farm or otherwise known as Where'd All My Dopamine Go?

I feel like I'm not getting likes because people think I'm like farming when I'm NOT like farming (I'm like farming)

If I had a wife she'd be watching me play Wolfenstein the new order and she'd be congratulating me on being anti nazi now instead of doing something else like, for example, ignoring my posts *harumph*

I really need your creampies to only be made with MY semen/what I wish I had a wife to say this to and she'd respect the boundary and accept it as part of the relationship before the marriage

I didn't put alt text but it's a picture of the installation progress screen for Wolfenstein the New Order foe xbox 360 and next to it is another picture of cotton hill wgo killed fitty men in the war against the nazis screaming in rage at unseen forces

I didn't play it when it first came out because I was a fucking chud of the highest order after going through a bàd gay breakup and turning SUPER contrarian to anything my ex liked, including antiracism and leftism.......god I'm so fucking stupid, but I'm better now....anyway, can't wait to rip and tear nazis!!!!

https://youtu.be/S--u7-v_d6o
I will keep sharing the joy that is Uncle Paul for new users idc how many times I've posted this shit I don't like one a year because it's never not funny and there's always some of you dorks who haven't heard of these dweebs because you're zoomers

My favorite thing is raping alpha males, I hold them down, and I rape them, using goblin tactics. Then, if their women don't learn to love me, well, they'll get raped too, otherwise it's love makin' 😎

I won't be happy until I'm high on unknown jungle plants in a post structured society, defending my territory with a devolved chimp brain just barely conscious enough to remember that I used to be a person, with a name. I fling my spear at what would once be considered an "alpha male" that has been snared in one of my traps and eat him, a female is attracted to my camp from the smell of cooked meat, we don't speak any languages, we all forgot after the changing, the de-cuckening. She is humble, as females should be! Timid, afraid of my power! I glare at her in the moonlight as she approaches, my instincts operating and deciding if I should chase her or let her come and share with her, I'm full, so I snarl but let her approach, I sniff her as she eats, she smells not of disease so we screw. In the morning she is not gone. It is the beginning of a new tribe, the tribe of The Eaters of the NormalCucks and the Chads, and this tribe one day becomes the new world empire, as it again rediscovers old technology and re-evolves higher brain functions, until eventually it ENSLAVES the normalcucks and chads, and it's like planet of the apes with based SIGMAS ruling over BETACUCK ALPHA CHAD MANOSPHERE INFLUENCERS!!!!!!!!

Bitch your ass is so large it's enticing me for marriage/mythoughtsventwhenIsawaninstagramhottie

Omg I thought I was the only one who got bad associations with things I liked because of abusers until today/vent p.s. I thought I was just a little pussy who wasn't resilient but now I see I'm a normal person and I can get better and feel good again. I cry when I hear old edm songs I used to like because I got SAd by people who shared that interest with me and others who didn't do that but abused me in other ways. I'm so scared to go in public ever since them and I used to have a great time going to festivals and I was calm and confident. I get flashbacks to the festival I was at where I was tripping on acid and couldn't stop a rape (someone else was getting raped). I was too high to do anything to help. And it fucked me up./doublevent

I love fisting. If you have that talent, if you're a cool self fister, hmu, lemme see 😳/vent

I'm going to say the following very smugly just so you know it's in my smug voice because I'm being smug against you so listen up I'm going to get to have sex with super hot cool porn star wife because I don't care how many penises have been in her vagina anymore as long as she's committed to me and done with that lifestyle so you can just go cry beta males who try to act all manosphere I'm going to get the hot pussy 😎/ventcopehope

All I want is to be appreciated by booba thigh soft skin girl /criesvent