YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I literally used to sing that song while doing dishes at my shitty job really believing me and my younger gf would get married, that was before she cheated on me and got herself SAd so bad her vag broke and now I'm so terrified of it happening again I refuse to pursue relationships with normal non-paranoid non-introvert gurls, because I'm scared they'll get hurt by the world and I won't be able to help them, and I worry our relationship wouldn't survive the strain./vent

No one younger than me should be making more money than me >:C /vent directed at stupid millionaire 20 year olds T-T

You (if you're hot and nice) keeping your big fat jiggly ass from me should be considered jazzy deprivement aka jazzy abuse/vent

Which smiling friends character do you think I am? I feel like I'm the landlord who wouldn't give up on wanting someone to smoke weed and play n64 with

First time seeing tmnt 2014: I'm racist and I hate this movie it remonds me of bbcs stop sexualizing April Michelangelo you have a bbc
Seeong tmnt 2014 now: I have a bbc woah the turtles are so funny omg get it Michelangelo hell yea we all have bbcs here I love this movie

Stand up comedy is dead. Have to get up there and be a fucking philosopher. Fucking hate these cocksuckers. I just want it to go back to fucking knock knock jokes, apolotical, talk about just flying in and having tired arms. Tried and true. Give the people what they want damnit. Tell them you walked into a bar and said ouch. Shut the fuck up about your existential bullshit I swear to god I will beat you unconscious with your own fucking microphone/vent

God i love the fucking teenage mutant ninja turtles/map pride

Ughhhhhhhhhh no wonder governments would restrict access to beautiful princesses who are in their PRIME, they use them as the carrot on the end of the stick for their pawns!!!!!!!!! Epstein papers threaten to expose or "ruin" the WORLD governments, the REAL global currency isn't the PETRODOLLAR it's the CUNNYDOLLAR and THEY don't want YOU to KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!! Humans should be free and nobody should be the carrot at the end of a stick for pawns!!!!/vent

I will die for black girl with freckles who cosplays /vent WHICH ONE OF YOU IS BLACK GIRL WITH FRECKLES WHO COSPLAYS????????? T-T

You know, if my wife was really hot and she had a lb I wouldn't even mind if she groomed him and made him an obedient bisexual onahole/dildo for us/vent/fantasy/fiction

Pornstars who are willing to say sexy things about lbs (totally all fantasy things covered under free speech ) are the HOTTEST and they make my dick EXPLODE/post

Sex sex with me virtual sex my ornis is hard oops that's a yypo too fast to correct damn my dingle is dongling you feel me hou feel that throbbing rumble in my pants (and it's not s fart) let's cyber bby/hornyvent