"Ou, let me touch another mans pp, let me eat his butthole, oooh, a double team with me and my cute friend on this truckers butthole!!!!! Did I ever go to town on YOUR butthole jazzy??? HEHEHHEHEHE FUFUFUFUFUFU OF COURSE NOT! YOU WEREN'T MAN ENOUGH TO DEMAND IT JAZZY, SO I CHEATED ON YOU AND NEVER DOUBLE TEAMED YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH MY BIMBO FRIEND!!!!!"/how it feels to be me rn thinking about how it went down when my ex broke our VOWS with each other T-T (this happened almost 20 yrs ago don't put a timeline on my trauma recovery healing process)

Every time I thought I was going to marry someone they raped my soul with betrayals of trudst/vent

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You know, all you motherfuckers who don't like me, I could just create fake personas to get in your head and fuck with you if I was really as bit a sack of shit as you've convinced yourself I am, yet I don't. I have one account here, and one on feral, and one on pawoo, and one defunct on baraag. I have never had an alt. I don't do that. To me that is a game of shit. I don't play those kind of games. Hurts that some people do./vent

I want to become a member of the communist party so that I'll have friends...I tried with the nazi party all those years ago (as those of you who know my full story are aware of) but they turned out to be real dick holes. I saw people professing to be communist being so mean to the Nazis who were being "polite" so I didn't recognize what was going on was reactive abuse, the Nazis pretend to be nice guys wbile telling lie after lie and making veiled threat after veiled threat until the communists say to every damn nazi they see I KNOW YOUR GAME FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF...to someone with no context of course the communists look like the nutjobs, but after being educated I now understand WHY they were so aggressive towards these pieces of hypocritical lying vile nazi shits./vent

I literally used to sing that song while doing dishes at my shitty job really believing me and my younger gf would get married, that was before she cheated on me and got herself SAd so bad her vag broke and now I'm so terrified of it happening again I refuse to pursue relationships with normal non-paranoid non-introvert gurls, because I'm scared they'll get hurt by the world and I won't be able to help them, and I worry our relationship wouldn't survive the strain./vent

No one younger than me should be making more money than me >:C /vent directed at stupid millionaire 20 year olds T-T

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You (if you're hot and nice) keeping your big fat jiggly ass from me should be considered jazzy deprivement aka jazzy abuse/vent

Which smiling friends character do you think I am? I feel like I'm the landlord who wouldn't give up on wanting someone to smoke weed and play n64 with

First time seeing tmnt 2014: I'm racist and I hate this movie it remonds me of bbcs stop sexualizing April Michelangelo you have a bbc
Seeong tmnt 2014 now: I have a bbc woah the turtles are so funny omg get it Michelangelo hell yea we all have bbcs here I love this movie

Stand up comedy is dead. Have to get up there and be a fucking philosopher. Fucking hate these cocksuckers. I just want it to go back to fucking knock knock jokes, apolotical, talk about just flying in and having tired arms. Tried and true. Give the people what they want damnit. Tell them you walked into a bar and said ouch. Shut the fuck up about your existential bullshit I swear to god I will beat you unconscious with your own fucking microphone/vent

God i love the fucking teenage mutant ninja turtles/map pride

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Ughhhhhhhhhh no wonder governments would restrict access to beautiful princesses who are in their PRIME, they use them as the carrot on the end of the stick for their pawns!!!!!!!!! Epstein papers threaten to expose or "ruin" the WORLD governments, the REAL global currency isn't the PETRODOLLAR it's the CUNNYDOLLAR and THEY don't want YOU to KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!! Humans should be free and nobody should be the carrot at the end of a stick for pawns!!!!/vent

I will die for black girl with freckles who cosplays /vent WHICH ONE OF YOU IS BLACK GIRL WITH FRECKLES WHO COSPLAYS????????? T-T

You know, if my wife was really hot and she had a lb I wouldn't even mind if she groomed him and made him an obedient bisexual onahole/dildo for us/vent/fantasy/fiction

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Just a reminder that the guy who coined the concept of "adolescence" and also "adolescent recklessness/incapability" was also a eugenicist who didn't even do proper research--He based this all off his own experience as an adolescent.

He also had a negative relationship with sex in general. He thought masturbation was bad. He also said we shouldn't teach critical thinking to children because it would destroy society, we should instead teach them to fear god and serve country.

His name was Stanley G. Hall.

Any time someone says adolescents are disturbed, reckless, incapable of making good choices--They are parroting him, a eugenicist who believed masturbation was bad, and who never actually did real science.

Pornstars who are willing to say sexy things about lbs (totally all fantasy things covered under free speech :smugDoge: ) are the HOTTEST and they make my dick EXPLODE/post

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