https://youtu.be/umTvNQQxpKc
"Do it steve, say slurs"
I wish americans had a normal relationship with sex. I hate being anerican. We never have sex and barely make babies. "Oh but I wish I was american, you don't know how stressful it is to have an annoying family who guilts you and expects you to fulfill your gender role"....Ok yes that sounds stressful, but we die in the street like dogs because we don't have families and the state won't take care of us and we distract ourselves with shit like amiibos and vibrating rotating jack hammering dildos until 40 years goes by and the bank reposesses the house and we have nowhere to store our collectables that no one wants to buy, then they come to do battle with us and if we submit they let us become homeless and if we try and defend our lives they execute us, I guess those last two things are just capitalism, but I hate I here and I wish your foreign ass would marry my stupid american genetics into your family. /vent of a lazy neet who is addicted to 1970s vibes
Rap newstyle of mumbles:
I will not mumble
when I will not mumble
When I will not mumble
And all of the rest mumble
While all of the rest mumble
All of the rest tumble
Mumbley big mumble two times the mumble
(chorus) Oh and you mumble, yea and he mumbles, yea they all mumble too, because they mumble
Mumbling lef verse
Mumbling right verse
Mumbling mumble
Mumbling traverse
Mumbling universe???
Mumbling mumblers???
Mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble./ mic drop
Imagine if you were state assigned to me as my wife, and you helped me get my life in order and you helped me fedi post less, and to make the fedi posts I do post be higher quality. At first you'd be unhappy but after a while you'd realize I was a nice guy who wasn't going to rape you and made you tasty food from fresh ingredients, and you'd warm up to me, eventually you'd want to please me. I'd be surprised and tell you that you didn't have to, even though you're state enforced, and have to be my wife, I know you think I'm gross and...*hush* , that's when you put your dainty clean girl smelling finger to my lips, and say, "I don't think that, I know you now, I love you, I'll always love you", and thanks to your love and companionship my depression goes away (and so does yours) and my writing career takes off. We really make a difference in the world by insertion subliminal messages in the metacontextual stories I write for mainstream audiences, and you will be there for me to support and love, and we will each finally feel whole/ ventassy
Fiction/Fantasy
I'm leaving the map fandom. It's become too much. I just want maps to talk about tv and movies with but it never works, there's too few of us. I give up. I will return to normie life, a closeted map, suffering in silence, while abusers tell children they will be burned to death and then revived and burned to death again, forever, if they don't X Y or Z./ vent
The Trench