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I need muscular femboy crossdresser with no piercings to be my wife RIGHT now / IMMEDIATE VENT

I LOVE how Beetlejuice is map coded especially in the cartoon, just GROOMING this teen (tween?) gorl and she's LOVING it even the lovers squabbles they get in 😏

ALL the EXPENSIVE women fall in love with me even though I'm broke because LOVE DON'T COST A THING and they love cheering me up when I'm depressed by making me mac n cheese and listening to my stories /vent

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FERAL HAS SAID WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR OVER A DAY NOW AND I AM AFRAID, MY FRENS, I CAN'T LOSE MY FRENS, THEY TALK TO ME, I'M TOO SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE IRL, I NEED FEEAL IT'S WHERE MY WEIRDPOSTS GET MOST TRACTION AND IT HAS GOOD FRENS I NEED IT BACK /vent

in my opinion youtube has become an infoterror organization, their goal is to control that which they can and destabilize that which they can't. They are EVIL. They BAN GETTING AN EDUCATION ON MODERN CAPITALIST SLAVERY!!!!!!!!! /vent

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Tfw a child drugs you with MDMA and METHAMPHETAMINE and then SUCKS YOUR DICK non stop and LIVKS YOUR BUTTHOLE :booba:

I wanna say so many slurs (I'm high and laughing by myself in my room while pbs kids plays) but I WON'T say them out of...shame?? This is shame? I am not used to feeling this feeling. Like...it's wrong...and......embarrassing??? (To say slurs????) /vent

I've been too busy to jizz for over FIVE DAYS and when I finally nutted it was to just IMAGINATION and it was a GOOEY and LARGE nut if you were inclined to gobble nut juice as an appreciator of such I imagine you would have been quite satisfied with a bit of my volumus goo :cute_shota_penis: /vent

Please overseer can you give me a reward for being a good little homunculus 🥺 No?
Ok, I'm going rocket racoon mode motherfucker you played yourself all you had to do was give me headpats and tendies :jokermad: /vent

IF YOUR USERS BREED YOU'LL HAVE MORE USERS, INCENTIVIZE BREEDING AMONG USERS?!!/vent

If fedilove blossomed I hope the admins took pride in being cupids, and not became evil jealous lords of incel land and try to sow heartbreak between budding romance / romance vent

I wish americans had a normal relationship with sex. I hate being anerican. We never have sex and barely make babies. "Oh but I wish I was american, you don't know how stressful it is to have an annoying family who guilts you and expects you to fulfill your gender role"....Ok yes that sounds stressful, but we die in the street like dogs because we don't have families and the state won't take care of us and we distract ourselves with shit like amiibos and vibrating rotating jack hammering dildos until 40 years goes by and the bank reposesses the house and we have nowhere to store our collectables that no one wants to buy, then they come to do battle with us and if we submit they let us become homeless and if we try and defend our lives they execute us, I guess those last two things are just capitalism, but I hate I here and I wish your foreign ass would marry my stupid american genetics into your family. /vent of a lazy neet who is addicted to 1970s vibes

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You stupid muscular prostitutes in cosplay are ruining my life by not dating me for free *SpongeBob hammerig his fist on the floor.jpg* /vent

Rap newstyle of mumbles:
I will not mumble
when I will not mumble
When I will not mumble
And all of the rest mumble
While all of the rest mumble
All of the rest tumble
Mumbley big mumble two times the mumble

(chorus) Oh and you mumble, yea and he mumbles, yea they all mumble too, because they mumble

Mumbling lef verse
Mumbling right verse
Mumbling mumble
Mumbling traverse
Mumbling universe???
Mumbling mumblers???
Mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble./ mic drop

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