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BITCH I NEED TO BECOME MENTALLY WELL SO I CAN DO THE TEDIOUS TASK OF REMOVING AND CLEANING AND REPLACING MY CARBURATOR BUT I CAN'T DO THAT SO I'M GONNA CRY /vent need a mechanic gf

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you can't convince me that the universe isn't just falling apart

Need fedi gf to be a mechanic please, small engine specifically, I need you to fix my moped babe please 🥺 it's the carburator and I'm not good at stuff like this babe I'll make you vegan muschroom scallops like from the ocean but made of oyster mushrooms they're so good please babe my moped won't idle 🥺🥺🥺🥺 /vent

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It’s been a week since I paid for PlayStation Plus again, and now I’m getting suspended.
They’re losing their player base by killing off physical games, and yet they pull this bullshit—well, Fuck You Sony.

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Blunt women with good morals who don't budge and have pretty resting bitch faces - Hear me, I am your servant, I bow to you, you are my master, if you choose to do the sex with me I would consider it an honor and blessing, but even just kissing one of your toes would be glorious /vent female worship

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Pegging, Incest 

Baraag Exclusive! Birthday gift for a dear friend of mine who wanted some Ben/Gwen pegging, and I have happily obliged.

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A bussy boy twink sweet fag will never fall in love with me again, why did they have to bully me so much?? I would have stayed with them if they were just nice T-T now I'm alone and it seems like FOREVER ALONE because it's been OVER 10 YEARS SINCE I'VE EVEN HAD A ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /irl vent

WE NEED THE DOOMSLAYER TO SAVE US FROM THE EVIL KINGS /vent

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I fear that I will never have anyone appreciate my jizz again, there was a time that I had someone who I loved and trusted and even better yet they really loved my jizz, it confused me, I didn't understand why they were such a jizz monster, I guess they love the taste, I guess they love the texture, I guess they love the thought of bringing me pleasure and the tangible results of that pleasure, those are just some guesses though, all I know is that they loved my ejaculate, that's all I want again. /vent

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Ok why the fuck is there no new incestflix up yet? I'm not a tech guy don't tell me to do it myself. There are over 8billion people on the planet you're tell me not one of them is going to reup incestflix? Wtf? /vent

Fiction/Fantasy 

As long as she has good hygiene and is still pretty why would you care if your mother was fat when she committed incest with you? Learn to appreciate curvy women. Maybe you're the problem. /vent

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